Simple Sam

I’m just a simple guy!

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@tacobell Apple pie

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@oelma__ Dreaming about increasing shareholder value.

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@oelma__ Increasing shareholder value!

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@provokia Not sweet enough for me personally.

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@FoxNews Disney has to make a profit everyone. They aren’t running a charity! Let’s raise the prices to $300 per day! #Disneyadult

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@parody_ceo Paradise!

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@madeiraedits @nocontextmemes THAT LOOKS SCRUMPTIOUS!

How convenient!

This would be perfect after a busy day at work!

Just boil it and it’s fresh and ready!

Where can I buy one ?

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@mymixtapez Nothing beats the high quality dishes @olivegarden makes. I might place an order RIGHT NOW!

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@CBSNews I hope they report this new found wealth to the @IRSnews!

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

Pumpkin spice makes everything NICE!

Treated myself to the best drink of the season!

#PumpkinSpice #Fall #October #pumpkin

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@BurgerKing Best burgers in town!

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@parody_ceo Too much sunlight. This office needs more concrete!

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@McDonalds Best NEWS EVER!

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

Autumn is here!

Did someone say PUMPKIN 🎃?

#fall #candle #pumpkin #spookyseason

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

HAVE YOU EATEN YET?

I’m currently at my favorite place in town @PandaExpress, trying their new spicy orange chicken. It’s got a kick that’ll knock your socks off!

I might have to break out the @TUMSOfficial tonight!

#spicyorangechicken #Tuesdaynight #pandaexpress #eatinggood

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

My cousin got a DUI and had to do community service, but he said he didn’t feel like it, so I completed his hours for him this week.

I love cleaning up the Houston community!

#Htown #cleanup #community #USA #SimpleSam

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@Chilis Get ready @Chilis you’re going to need a lot of reinforcements for tonight. This guy wants a ton of boneless wings.

(Hint: it’s me)

#Chilis #Bonelesswings #Ranch #USA #SimpleSam

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

Today is a big day, everyone!

I took a half day off work on Labor Day this year because @Kohls is having its annual sale!

It’s my favorite weekend of the year.

Watch out, world, Sam just got new khakis!

#USA #LaborDayWeekend #LDW2025 #SimpleSam #Kohls #Freshfit

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@FearedBuck Listen @FearedBuck, Will Smith is a generational Talent.

Those people all look real to me. Sure their faces are a little distorted, maybe the camera had a smudge on it!

Who wouldn’t want to see Will Smith live? I hope he comes to Houston soon!

#FreshPrince #WillSmith #Htown

[Simple Sam @1Simple_Sam]

@Dexerto YUMBO!

September 3rd can’t come soon enough! I’ll be the first in line at @McDonalds.

The staff knows me by name, hopefully they’ll save some gold sauce for their favorite customer!

#McDonalds #BigMac #USA #goldSauce