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[〽️ @MattOfTheSouth]

Every now and again I remember that Jamie Redknapp has an evil twin brother

[R @1Stenchman]

Fairy up liquid

[Ethan Isaacs @JustEthanP]

I just found out British people call dish soap washing up liquid 😭 Brits are not serious people

[ᴾᴬᵁᴸᴰᴼᶜᴷ ˣ @PaulDock93]

I’m starting to worry that sending thousands of Scots (a nation of people who pride themselves on their ability to wind people up) to the United States (a nation of people who are so easily rattled & also have guns) may be a bad idea x

[Football Away Days @AwayDaysFB]

He’s actually spot on with this…

[allie 💋 @upmyallie]

normalise calling these slags pedophiles

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: walking around with glasses that are recording people without their consent is WEIRD!!!!!!

[PNF 🌚 @PotnoodIefringe]

Yeah let’s all get our linen shirts and boat shoes on to look like a wet fart for dinner

[R @1Stenchman]

Deffo wears ankle swingers

[Sebastian Milbank @SebMilbank]

Shorts are fine if you're on the beach, exercising, etc. Not for wearing into town or, god help us, work

[el 🌌 @crystalbepis_]

the old channel 4 bumpers were brilliant too

[JonnyUtd @Fx1Jonny]

They are actually gonna make Nigel Farage the next PM.

This country has lost its fucking mind!

[R @1Stenchman]

@silvertongues28 @POTIN1 How does it work in America? Do you not get a set amount of days per year? Genuinley interested.

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[R @1Stenchman]

Drove from Essex to Disneyland Paris and back! on one tank of diesel on two separate occasions, if you're on the mway a lot its a no brainer

[Col @Col45398669]

511 miles in less than 12 hours and one tank of fuel. Diesel is still king.

[R @1Stenchman]

Nothing worse, stfu and let me listen to Greg James

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t believe how much some of my coworkers talk. Life fucking stories all day like shut up OMG

[Jen k 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Jenny_1884]

It’s not until you visit other countries you realise how we in the UK are being ripped off.

Coffee is cheaper

Fuel is cheaper

Alcohol is cheaper

Cigarettes are cheaper

Food is cheaper

Our governments are taking us for mugs.

[𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 @creation247]

So aliens are suddenly real… right when AI can fake anything in 4K.

Must be a coincidence.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Remote job: 7am–3pm, no public interaction, weekends off… where exactly do these jobs exist?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

No one wants to work anymore because the reward is gone. Half of us are living paycheck to paycheck, with no savings for retirement or a house. Two paychecks away from homelessness. This is not laziness, it is exhaustion.

[𝖄𝖆𝖓𝖐𝖊𝖊 @Be_like_yankee]

We gotta stop letting people who have never smoked weed determine what weed does and does not help you do

[choppa 🛝 @choppaslide]

Nigga give me one scenario where you might have the need to bend your phone.