My parents bowling league teammates moved to Florida so they asked me to sub the last 6 weeks of the season.
The last time I bowled may have been in 2002?….
So naturally I was their top pick.
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Week 1 my scores went 68, 77, 90…they may be looking for a replacement week 2 🤷🏻♀️
Me: Going to run to the office for a little bit today to get some things done
10year old: Can I come?
Me: Sure, but pack a book and a few things to do in case it takes a while
10 year old……gets in car with nothing except a Costco size container of snack mix
FYI- if you can’t sleep and fall in a black hole of tik tok cleaning videos…don’t be surprised in 3 days when Amazon delivers: 3 different Swiffers, new fridge bins and a case of dawn power wash
Backing out of the drive for school today I’m giving the…“only 1 more week until winter break” Pep Talk..”You can do it”…. “You got this” and my 15 year old interrupts-
“Crap, we gotta pull back in, I’m not wearing any shoes today”
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So….maybe.. we almost got this?
What do you do when someone takes you on a first date to a steakhouse and you don’t eat meat?
Apparently you marry them 🤣
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Happy Anniversary to my last first date @mstombaugh
22 years
#minesince99
My life coping method seems to be taking on home improvement projects I have no business doing by myself….regretting my choice midway through and barely making it to the end.
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I will learn nothing from this realization and repeat.
#NewFlooring#NewPaint#NewMantle#ItsallMe
All the houses on my street have fun, well designed and neatly executed Christmas light displays........my front porch still has a pumpkin on it.... and truth be told I don’t even remember buying a pumpkin this year. #GuessWeAreThoseNeighbors
Tired of so many random cups filling the dishwasher......I told the kids they get only one cup for the entire day........my 9 year old has been happily drinking out of stemmed wine glass since breakfast 🤦🏻♀️
#shestestingme#withintherules#illallowit#getyourparentingadvicehere
Showed my son how to properly make his bed yesterday. I told him to take mental picture before he got into bed at night so he could make sure it looked nice and neat when he made it himself in the morning..............he slept on the floor in a sleeping bag instead 🤦🏻♀️
Anyone want to guess how many times this week, I’ve had to rewash the load of laundry in the washer because it’s been forgotten.............
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......4, the answer is 4 times 🤦🏻♀️
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#reallife#hotmessexpress#laundryismyweakness
husband found my sandals in the freezer......99% sure I didn’t put them there: but spent all day second guessing myself.
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Later one of the kids confessed.
Positive- I haven’t totally lost it in quarantine
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But I think one of my kids has 😂
Who puts shoes in the freezer 🤷🏻♀️
When this is over- I vow never to complain about attending one of my kids events...
rain or shine
hot or cold.
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How amazing would it be, to be nursing a sunburn or sore back right now from sitting on the bleachers watching your child and their teammates do what they love ❤️