Kalle the Komedian

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[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

@neo4j I wasn't in the Panama Papers, despite owning Panamanian bearer share SAs, but I hope to make it into the sequel!

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

To wit; I will no longer twit.

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I know I gave up lent for lent, but I'm adding antisocial media, too.

And by adding, I mean subtracting.

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All those years of programming, gone to waste.

--The Luddite

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

I know I gave up lent for lent, but I'm adding antisocial media, too.

And by adding, I mean subtracting.

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When I worked on AI decades ago, the Turing Test was difficult, if not near-impossible.

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I refuse to join the emoticon devolution, and my God, people...

Is sending animated GIFs around really communication?

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I also don't type "haha."

We can divide most of the world in to "lol"ers, and "haha"ers.

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I know I just did, but in general.

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I don't say "lol"....

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I don't type "lol" either.

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

No way!

A sphincter says what?

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

You don't say!

(That's what you're supposed to say.

It's a call and response thing.

When I say "no way!" you say "way!")

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I don't say "lol".

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But take physics, information theory, mathematics, and biology (to start), and throw in quantum mechanics, entropy, randomness, and mutations, I could believe that a psychic could give me useful advice to avert a catastophe....

But I'll never make an appointment with a psychic!

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If we live in a truly deterministic universe, as per Newton's laws of motion, even the psychic's actions are pre-ordained.

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Just like physics, philosophy, quantum mechanics, and potential time travel, with psychics it all comes down to determinism versus free will.

And with psychicks too.

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That's if they can tell me:

VBT (Very Bad Thing) is going to happen UNLESS you do PA (Preventative Act).

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An *amazing* psychic wouldn't wait for me to come to them, but would come and find me when I need them...

Right?

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Why would a psychic need me to book an appointment?

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I'd like to make something out of nothing.

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"Nothing is harder to do than nothing."

But doing nothing is everything!

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

Why would a psychic need me to book an appointment?

[Kalle the Komedian @1TheLarch]

"Nothing is harder to do than nothing."

But doing nothing is everything!