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Retro gaming nights and videos. Living the nostalgia dream.

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*opens console

*types "give all"

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Lone Wanderer: Is there anything I can do to help?

Fallout 4 settlers: Could you go and murder this group of people at this random location. We don't like the look of them.

Line Wanderer: No problem.

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Walking into Vault 111 just behind the main protagonists and Shaun.

Me: Hey, did you just freeze those people?

Vault Staff: Er... No. Just step in here...

Me: Fuck that!

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@Tigersype Yes. It's very good.

But there's a mission that if you start, Dr Dábamos asks you to go fishing for him. If you put the mission off (like I always do), he rings you up every time you are under fire and says the exact same dialog. Very annoying.

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Anyone else like me who doesn't like fishing side quests in games, and has played Far Cry 6?

I hate Dr Dábolos!

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@Tigersype I think that was in Far Cry 4? You had to win so much at poker just to progress through the story.

I also generally hate any driving time trial type missions in any game and I'll avoid them if I can.

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@SamuelS2327399 @EpicGames

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So, there's some sort of Fortnite event going on (yawn) which means obviously all the @EpicGames servers are down and I can't play the games that I've paid money for.

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@LightKing42 @EpicGames Urgh.

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Goodbye cruel world.

Hello crueler multiple worlds.

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I've been waiting for Starfield and City Skylines 2 for ages. Now they've been released and the reviews are mixed at best.

Now I'm not sure whether I want to part with my money now, or wait until they're cheaper or fixed.

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A dialogue check in the first room that you can't complete without an unachievably high charisma, locking you in the first room.

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What are your top three bugs that you'd like to see in the new Starfield game?

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A framerate that starts at 140 fps and reduces by 1 fps every time you fire a round of ammo.

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No copyright infringement intended.

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@RMCRetro My point being I'm unnaturally excited by these mid 90s budget machines.

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@RMCRetro My first PC I bought myself (I'd had family PCs) before das a HP Pavilion with P133 (not my picture). I upgraded it with a Power VR 3D card and was blown away by the graphics on Quake 2 and the other bundled games. It had a USB port on the back, but it never worked.

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@RMCRetro @JuicyGameReview @MarkFixesStuff This is great. It would have been good to have seen it in a period appropriate car though... 🙄

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The resolution of Bethesda games is inversely proportional to the resolution of Todd Howard. #Starfield

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Low level bandit 1: You know that guy they call the "Dragonborn", who slayed all those dragons, built armour from their bones then defeated "Alduin the Destroyer of Worlds".
LLB 2: I've heard of him.
LLB 1: He's over there.
LLB 2: Let's attack him...