Alex Lewis

appa yip yip

[Jenin Younes @JeninYounesEsq]

May your political career die and never be resurrected

[eliz @eliza___v]

when you’re stretching in bed & you feel your calf start to tighten

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

If you’re a reporter and you don’t explain to your audience that Israel is trying to buy the Michigan Senate seat for $50 million, you’re not a reporter. If you don’t explain to voters that a lobby for a foreign country is trying to control our Senate, you’re not a journalist.

[Shortcake @mizzesie]

@KingJames Me following LeBron everywhere he goes:

[ayox @ayblaaack]

when God gives you that random chest pain letting you know he can end you whenever

[toxic king @toxicking]

Don’t forget to have fun, none of this shit really matters

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Anyone who votes to merge our military with Israel’s in the NDAA is a traitor. Period. And we will never forget.

[Alex Lewis @1WhiteLightning]

@AKi_nG @edpwatch_ People get arrested simply for believing it’s a minor. You might be the one that needs to check how the law works.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

one common trait I find in high achieving individuals is urgency. it looks almost like impatience until you understand it is closer to reverence, a deep refusal to waste the one thing they can’t buy more of. the alarm goes and they rise. the message is answered while it is still warm. the small task is done before it can find a shelf to hide on. they commit and move in a single motion. an idea sparks and they chase it that day, before the world talks them out of it. they run at their own lives like something is at stake, because they have decided something is.

[jo johnson @josbjohnson]

you must believe you are special and then go so hard, for so long, with such violent refusal to accept any other ending, that reality itself starts running out of ways to tell you no. you must wage a war daily against the ordinary outcome, until the belief you invented out of nothing in a room by yourself has been hammered into the world so many times that it stops being a claim and becomes reality.

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você já calculou quantas horas de sono vai ter, mas não consegue dormir e o número só vai diminuindo

[lynk @lynk0x]

Can't believe humans were given a planet full of trees, fruit, water, animals, and sunshine yet somehow invented debt, doomscrolling, and war.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Cranky Federalist @CrankyFed]

Your pub's flag isn't on the moon

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Happy Birthday America!

If I was born in any other country I wouldn’t be where I am today. I wasn’t born into wealth. I shouldn’t be MrBeast. This country gave me the freedom to chase my dreams and mindset that I can achieve anything. America isn’t perfect but dam I love her 🇺🇸

[Alex Lewis @1WhiteLightning]

@MrBeast 300,000

[ADITYA @troller_Adi18]

" I'm afraid she'll reject me"

One of your ancestors on a random tuesday afternoon:

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Happy 250th to the greatest country on the planet 🇺🇸

[🅱️ete oaks @b0newalljackson]

250 years ago our greatest grandfathers beat the dogshit out of the most powerful military on the planet over a 3% tax and now we can’t deport 100 million immigrants that hate us because women and gays think it would be mean

[The Fat Electrician @Fat_Electrician]

250 years, and your empire has been reduced to a single island the size of Michigan, with a GDP barely higher than Mississippi, the poorest of our fifty states.

Enjoy your warm beer in that unairconditioned old pub.

Don’t talk too much shit online though, you might get arrested.