WILLIAM CHAPPELL

dirty hippie. . father. husband. artist. musician. comedian. recovering narcissist

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

MC dingdong is in the wrong. I used to sing this Ding-dongs song all day long. Dear Dingdong, this ting wrong.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

That one gay who says performing oral sex on a female is “gay” :

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Going to war for oil again. I don’t care about oil. Only “oil” I care about is Fish oil.
I do worry about fish terrorist.
Once they find out about all the oil we are stealing from them they are going to pissed.

[The Random Recruiter @randomrecruiter]

How it feels asking another adult for permission to use your PTO days

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

This message was inspired by Dr. Zeus.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

MC dingdong is in the wrong. I used to sing this Ding-dongs song all day long. Dear Dingdong, this ting wrong.

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨BREAKING: South Korean broadcaster MC Dingdong allegedly assaulting a female while live streaming.

She has filed a lawsuit against him claiming her sponsors instructed her to curse at MC Dingdong and mentioned his past controversy, saying, “This b*tch who had an incident two years ago.”

In response, MC Dingdong suddenly turned serious, grabbed Ms. A by the hair, and shook her.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Fish are stressed to the gills with seaworld as it is.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Going to war for oil again. I don’t care about oil. Only “oil” I care about is Fish oil.
I do worry about fish terrorist.
Once they find out about all the oil we are stealing from them they are going to pissed.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Godzilla right?

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Apparently if you’re right-brained you see a rabbit, if you’re left-brained you see a turtle.

What do you see?

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

I usually don’t come to the “X” anymore cause it’s always only fans, third world countries brutal crime punishments, racists, and tech blow hard. But this, this is why I still peak every few months.

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Oh how the turn tables have turned

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

“Fellas, are Bird-Feeders Socialism?” | EP 5 Free Lizard Society Podcast https://t.co/bjSby4eeet via @YouTube

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

“A.I. can’t climb a mountain” | FREE LIZARD SOCIETY PODCAST EP. 4 https://t.co/mUtbxhf9bw via @YouTube

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

“Life is a Dungeon” | Free Lizard Society Podcast EP #3 #comedy #podcast... https://t.co/8oTgn0CPuM via @YouTube

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

Who are the #nelkboys ? Find out why I don’t care this #sunday #dnd #com... https://t.co/ywbzpg8rpv via @YouTube

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

I’m back bitches
Subscribe to my YouTube you lot lizards

WILLS FUN EMPORIUM https://t.co/RNSQHYLUHN via @YouTube

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

Donald Trump got elected, lost an election, then won another election all in the same span Dak Prescott has failed to make a Conference Championship Game as the Cowboys starting QB.

[WILLIAM CHAPPELL @1WillChappell]

I am democrat - but these guys are lost in the plot.

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough says that Kamala Harris lost to Donald Trump because blacks and Latinos are sexist and Latinos are racist.

Via @ryansaavedra