zacc tha kid

“HR nightmare” -my manager

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

*my dad, who is a judge, explaining complex legal theories to me*
Me: “right, but do you ever bring out the dancing lobsters”

[Hunter Schenewark @HSchenewark]

This is the easiest side-hustle ever.

Pick up a couple of these from Costco, post on Facebook marketplace and rent out for $15/each. We rent them almost every week from now through the end of summer.

They’re on sale at Costco and we just picked up a couple more.

You won’t get rich with 8 tables, but it’s about as passive as income will ever be.

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@JetsPizza Pizza pizza

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@JetsPizza Pizza pizza

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@Bobbyy_V @Jake_Hickman1 Bam Margera plays basketball now?

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@JetsPizza Comment

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

10 is the only correct answer

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

What's the best cooking state?

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@Bemnet1 @JanneDaArc135 @MrPitbull07 No one would eat there because they would see the prices at 20% more than the competitor. It will never change. Just tip your servers. You know tips are expected when you dine out.

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@JanneDaArc135 @MrPitbull07 If you want the owners to pay servers salaries, then the food would simply be 20% more expensive. Restaurants operate on razor thin margins, that's why they are the riskiest business to open.

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

For sports bar servers and bartenders, the Superbowl is their Superbowl

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

We need more pro-establishment music

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

Mexican Sabrina Carpenter be like, "por favor, por favor, por favor"

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@roxberry15 So sleepy but not going to bed til this is over

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@GamblerJam @TpTroubadours @RecordingAcad Get bent yuppie

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

I didnt know she was sick!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

Someone wake up the guy from Green Day

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

My mom took Tylenol when she was pregnant with me and now my favorite band is Imagine Dragons

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@basketballgump @ContextFreeCBB It's literally called "no context college basketball"

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

@spartangrass @jamierkennedy No it doesnt

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

Trump isn't dead he's just been getting a BBL

[zacc tha kid @1ZachW]

*trying to make smalltalk with coworkers*
"So you been hanging out at your apartment lately?"