alex

spice up ur life

[Callum @HoldKneeCloser]

She popped 2 Adderall, texted Justin Timberlake “lol #micropenis”, moved the mic down to her crotch and hit record

[Stan “Speedball” Thompson @stripeshowstan]

Yeah I’ll have the iced pumpkin cream shaken espresso and make sure the faggot makes it

[alex @1_800salad]

gina could’ve eaten Jeff up by saying that’s why your man left you to get with your previous ex……

[alex @1_800salad]

@_anthonymejia_ pig trade

[alex @1_800salad]

the wind, so sexy, but this heat, bitch

[alex @1_800salad]

get me in that prima waymo asap

[alex @1_800salad]

girl you don’t need your iPhone to flip open…..

[alex @1_800salad]

and every single night, I pray that

[alex @1_800salad]

my mom said that my sister and I are having an ugly bang off ……

[alex @1_800salad]

I love how everyone is obsessed with slayyyter now ……

[alex @1_800salad]

charli does not need backup dancers byeeee

[alex @1_800salad]

getting to come into work late tomorrow so I can watch the new charli mv in peace #gayguyslay

[alex @1_800salad]

I blocked Jake shame on everything wbu is he still popping up

[alex @1_800salad]

a hot dad fucks me up every time…. Like how can I get you but without the baby

[alex @1_800salad]

I love you kimmmmy

[alex @1_800salad]

to copy a known format is insane

[alex @1_800salad]

do not speak to me if you have a roman numeral tattoo on your body…. Especially if it’s visible…….

[alex @1_800salad]

Hawaii winds are gonna make my toupee fly away