Danica Klewchuk

Writer, blogger, dirty-hair-proselytizer, former religious nut and swamp resident.

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Please, Just Let Me Tell You This https://t.co/5BVcqIYkeP

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Cecil the Nervous Penguin https://t.co/BZADnQkHBk

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Cecil the Nervous Penguin https://t.co/BZADnQk9LM

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Down She Goes https://t.co/XBVRhA05sC

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Tinnitus Love https://t.co/eCKWdsyKxl

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@JohnBirmingham Guess the world doesn't want you peeing in fridges anymore.

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An Unfortunate Discovery https://t.co/984v1Lhmi2

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It's my birthday tomorrow. "Now you are officially middle-aged," says my coworker who carries around the X-rays. She has never liked me because I don't have a proper degree. Feral librarians, they call us, as in just wandered out of the woods.
-Jenny Offill

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What’s in my Bag? https://t.co/9wxPuynziJ

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@levarburton I'd love to hear any of Karen Russell's short stories. I think her writing would be right up your alley too.

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Pro-tip: if you ever need help in a department store, just carry a stack of pillows through the glassware section. Several people will come running.

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Burying Lord Vole-De-Mort https://t.co/OTGZXXZWSJ

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Can I Pet It? https://t.co/9qZ7Upk36q

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You Up? https://t.co/dO2I9tikGy

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Someone has penciled in a missing comma in my library copy of Laurie Colwin's Home Cooking. Who are you, you rouge punctuating badass, and can we be friends?

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Who is this Broad? https://t.co/e7zFxQLJVN

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Rejected Reviews https://t.co/xFa7BUZeBw