The ShammGod

[Νατε @olobzjr]

at any given time between 2009-2013 a school kid could give you 3 solid illuminati conspiracy theories

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Never feel sorry for a woman, because I promise you she won’t feel sorry for you when she’s ready to do what’s best for herself.

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

I don’t want no better bitch I want my bitch BETTER

[* @ghettog0thh]

how it feels being in your 20’s and asking yo family for shit

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

As a man with a house full of kids, I now understand why some of our dads and uncles were just posted up in the house like this:

[Jake @SuperiorNBA]

*Spurs down 4, 1 minute left*

Victor Wembanyama:

[𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐎 𝐉𝐎𝐇𝐍𝐒𝐎𝐍 @DINGOJOHNS0N]

Spurs in 7

[Six👽 @SixSpurs]

Using Nuns to cancel black magic is the coaching adjustment we needed 😭

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

not to choke on my own dick and gargle my own balls but im kinda chill

[Jacus @jjjacus]

The Elden Ring lore videos stay ON during sex

[The ShammGod @1_DanM]

@raliat__ Yo momma😂🤞🏾💯

[Gustavo 🇿🇦 @LordVizo__]

No one. You just become an introvert and homebody until you have money again.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I actually love cleaning the house, but with three conditions:

• Start when I want
• Take as long as I need
• I have to be alone in the house

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

y'all want a boyfriend for EVERYTHING bruh. take your lil siblings to the pumpkin patch, facetime your grandparents, make your mom a spooky basket, travel somewhere with a friend, go out to eat w your family, fuck

[mira 🐾 @VIVIFANGS]

when you’re in your 20s you have to constantly watch other people move in with their boyfriend of 3 months and you just have to pretend like you don’t think that’s a stupid idea

[The ShammGod @1_DanM]

@niightbane @paulswhtn 💀

[The ShammGod @1_DanM]

@tuneskifr Liked by sza

[SF @SFproductions_1]

79.99

[The ShammGod @1_DanM]

Everytime I see the word moped I read it as moped and not moped