OMyItsHoney♋️🍯

Professional shit talker, SpongeBob lover, 💍 5-8-22 #35andupTwitter. M. ED 👩🏾‍🎓Certified Counselor/ LPC-A🫂

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

A lil tipsy 🍸

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

If you grew up in a lazy weekends, wake up whenever, fend for yourself breakfast, pajamas all day, do absolutely nothing family, DO NOT marry into a wake up at 6am to go berry picking before the heat gets too bad family.

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

incels who believe u need to be 6'4" with a six pack to get girls truly do live in another realm cause every time there's man drama on the TL its over a nigga that look like a spilled can of beans

[erik na VNL @eriferrer_09]

Peguei meu irmãozinho pesquisando “mulheres de calcinha” fui falar pra minha mãe e ela falou pelo menos ele não estava pesquisando “homens pelados” igual como tu fazia

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

Is it July over there?

[Yeezyrih @Yeeezyrih]

📸 Ye and his wife Bianca Censori shopping with daughter North in Hollywood today 🩵

[pamela ☁️☀️🛸 @tisthepamseason]

anyone wanna come over? i’m making pillsbury glass bread, parasite lettuce caesar salad, and screwworm steak for dinner 💕

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

Unserious

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I don’t think anything is more annoying than this.

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Being asked to tip 15% on a $50 order where someone just handed me a bag across the counter, with no table service, is insane.

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

i hate when you schedule an uber and they arrive 10 minutes early and the app is like HES HERE GO GO GO UR GONNA BE LATE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HES HERE FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Oye y el barco con el hantavirus ?

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

My God

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

There is an infertile nigga out there who thinks that his pullout game is insane😂😂

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

@jessypressley @jas_d_barbie I second this one!!

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

And listening to videos on social media!!

[47 @youshouldfw47]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

Losing track of my days. Time to go back to work

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

Do not attempt casual conversation with me if you owe me an apology.

[Di🦋 . @BlasianAnna]

idk but i cant get pass that fishy smell on dial soap 😭😭😂

[OMyItsHoney♋️🍯 @1_Honey]

Seriously