Jake Smith

I will seek you out when the time is right

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

It don't matter how weak my first excuse is, your attempt to take my time has failed, don't be arguing now it just makes us both look bad.

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

@SpursOfficial @HKane Hope it's a shit one la

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

I'm so angry lately, like, am ready to pop off like a fucking rice crispy for no reason at all it really is fascinating. Anyone wanna take this outside?

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

Had a quick zoom with him after the final he said he got where I was coming from, great guy really

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

Messi has a net worth of 600m and Barca can't sign players because of his wages...

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

Why is money *so* important to people question mark

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

The Italians are a great side but 75,011 vs 11 would be a lot even for them #ENG

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

Wembley was silent, don't blame the players, blame the cunts who took the tickets and sat quietly like they're on their couch at home

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

26 legends 75,000 let downs

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

just called my boy Phil, he says he knows how hard I've been working lately but he cant guarantee the hat trick, he will however be providing a brace to get that day off secured. Great kid.

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

Whats that Donna? everyones off Monday if we win? Oh go on then🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Chris @TrashTweetsOnIy]

Dude just flexed on his dead mom

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

@thompsonir @heppenl @SkyNewsBreak Go for it mate

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

And yeah this is mainly aimed at my gran but I can't say it to her she's too sweet 😭

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

It don't matter how weak my first excuse is, your attempt to take my time has failed, don't be arguing now it just makes us both look bad.

[Jake Smith @1_JakeSmith]

I could tell you I can only find odd socks, I need to take my fish for a walk that day, the temperature is 1 degree below acceptable, don't matter you already lost, take the L and move on

[Ethan Payne @Behzinga]

more chance of my dad coming home than football at this rate

[Alice @AliceAinscough]

Southgate’s not the one