FMOI: 1_RemainHumble

SC: Lacy0015

[FMOI: 1_RemainHumble @1_RemainHumble]

My mom beat stage 4 cancer. God I thank you for all you’ve done. 🫶

[san @aashiyanamiizu]

"that got bro pussy wet" has to be one of the top 10 sentences ever 😭

[Luna M ✨ @tiredfeminist_]

Because you didn’t pay for the premium sleep subscription

[(Sha)²nk @5ha5hank_08]

this is frying me yo 😭😭😭😭

[kaleid ⛓️ @radi0lover]

getting old is insane. we found out last week my grandpa has cancer and the doctor was just like "he's 90 years old, he says it's not bothering him, we're just gonna leave it be, otherwise we'd make him miserable" and like. yeah he's kinda right

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

my food delivery arrived 45 minutes late. i was annoyed. when i opened the door, the delivery guy looked exhausted. i almost complained. then i noticed his hands were shaking. i asked, “are you okay?” he said, “yeah.” then immediately corrected himself. “actually, no.” his wife had just called. their babysitter canceled. he had a two-year-old waiting at home...

[sabrina james’s defense attorney @sameolegal]

This has been going on since she got divorced, I think we all just collectively agreed to keep cool about it

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

If I walk in your restaurant and a dog is eating at the table with you I’m calling the health department

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

she came in maddd

[W S @WildSentences]

Yikes

[elly. @porndenji]

o entregador chamou no interfone pra trazer minha encomenda e ta um calor do caralho, eu tinha uma latinha de coca gelada na geladeira entao pensei “vou levar pra ele tomar” gente nunca vi ninguem tao feliz ele bebeu a latinha inteira na mesma hora me senti assim

[. @S0ND0N]

Gon head and post all yall 30th bday stuff so I can steal from yall

[🇨🇦 🇺🇸 HammerTime 🇨🇦 🇺🇸 @HammerTimeIII]

😂🤣😎

[Hana 🧡💙 @HanaHoops]

Gun to my head… I’m still not deleting this app 😭😭

[web 🍀 @webegga]

i actually disconnected my card from everything, cancelled every subscription, and uninstalled every app that asks me for money. it’s been a week and i feel like i live in 2007

[sev @sevifx]

send EVERYBODY on tiktok to super hell immediately because?????

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

This comment section would hate to see as a pro life 🤣 I’ve been dying laughing

[🦂. @yagirlshayaaa]

he ain’t lying.

[Kirk’s 3rd Earring 💎 @ayla_757]

I been fuckin tickled at these comments cuz I got a few experiences myself😂😂
I love these bad ass kids in customer service sometimes I can’t lie they’re funny af

[HellingLaozu 저승노조 @HellingLaozu]

I was at Costco and a little girl was crying near the bakery and a lady with a similar aged child in tow swoops in and asks “Oh🥺sweetheart we’re gonna find your mommy🥺 What’s your mommy’s name?” the kid says Lyla
Then the lady BELTS “LYLA!!!!!!”into the crowd (it was effective)

[Domo🦍🧊 @thatsdomo1]

In my life your turn fuck nigga Dad 4 Dad