poopy_jones

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

[i pull a wad of eyeballs from my pocket]

Cashier: nope

Me: its my "current see" lol

Cashier: lol

Me: i killed alot of people to make that joke

Cashier: well it doesnt make much "cents" lol

Me: lol

[We get married]

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Didn't know my dick could get any harder until protesting glueing my dick to the pavement

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

I wonder what the 2 girls 1 cup chicks are up to these days

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

🎶give me a break, giiive me a break, break me off a piece of that *low creepy voice* big fat cock🎶

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

How did they not name the dog in The Wiz Tito?

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Creed: can u take me higher?

Me: sure

Creed: to a place with golden streams?

Me: *uncomfortably rubbing face* like piss, is this a piss thing?

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

[Japan inventing sumo wrestling] let's make some guys fat as fuck and fight with thong diapers on

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Just got banned from england for calling someone a cigarette

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Manager: I got you a great gig this time I swear

Model: fuckin better be

[Gig]

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

I planned to fart In my friends gift as soon as he opened it so hed say dont fart in my box and Id say thats what she said and every1 would laugh and tell me how cool I am and not a failure but instead I shit all over his gift and every1 yelled and told me I suck and a failure an

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Smelling salts? No ty. Take a hit of wasabi. THATS how you WAKE THE FUCK UP

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Remember to be a gentleman and add specs off toilet paper to her vagina before she goes home to her man

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

@WomenPostingLs I can't even count on my both hands either. We me and you must have been made for eachnother

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

@chicketypoo22 Both

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Friend: wanna get food?
Me: ok, but don't say hentai
Friend: why tf would I say Hentai?
Me: [Hunched over Cumming in my overalls] I said dooont

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Meant to say God but whatever, here's a picture

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Jesus is pretty cool once you get to no his existence

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

I had the best dream last night. I was on a tall skyscraper n it kept getting smaller n then it was swaying in the wind n I was barely holding on n then a helicopter crashed n then my mom fell off a ladder n I woke up screaming. Buuut.. there was a puppy.

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

@Piecezilla Magic u idiot

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

Buffets were invented by a mom who was fed up with those fucks who didn't know what they wanted to eat

[poopy_jones @1_dingle]

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