SOMTOCHUKWU

Nothing about me is average!

[Don Snow 🥶 @Cant_Be_Rated]

A hoe with standards for everyone but herself. Wow

[re•Zorø @King0fhell_]

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[Stef. | Content + Marketing Director 👨🏾‍💻🛠 @STEFisDOPE]

She could’ve just been a good woman, married the multi-millionaire NBA player father of her child, and got out the game.

She didn’t know how to leave the casino.

The casino won.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don't apologize, they reframe the story until your reaction looks worse than their behavior.

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

And he's right cus leave him or shut up about it

[DAMOLA 🏀⚽️ ⚾️🔞 @holardamolar]

The only difference between taking a risk and being stupid is the result.

[gustavo. @sosei96]

“rage bathe”

[DJ Flow @ITSDJFLOW]

Physical touch = Too horny
Acts of service = I’m not your mom
Receiving gifts = Feminine
Quality time = ✅ doesn’t require effort
Word of affirmation = why you need to hear that

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Fuck they got a dragon in there

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

oh hell nah fuck typa fire is this

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

“Man y’all saw that shit too right?”

[OfficialFattMike @1fattmike]

Bruh this nigga is hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this nigga need to make a twitter

[ajay @1meajay]

😂😂😂

[fresils @iFresils]

please, wear your nice clothes everyday. the special occasion is being alive.

[FLOOD @tonyshhnow]

people really be tryna snake you then when it don’t work be tryna act like they was with you the whole time.

[Clarence Avant Jr. @OGPrinceAGAIN]

He was so right about the bar for being smartest in the room is low af in the league because for weeks we’ve heard nba players tell us how hundreds of millions of dollars isn’t enough money… meanwhile I’ve never once heard any of them mention any of this shit lol.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

If she wanna fuck that other nigga, there’s absolutely nothing you can do to stop her