Washed Up 1 Star General

Satire Account documenting the Awful takes of the Washed Up 1 Star General. Current fan Host on the radio. Just tryin to hang on and stay relevant.

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@JohnOwning @rw2lite I’d argue that I know what the hell im talking about John.

Oof still got it.

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@zfusiion6 @JoeJHoyt It’s not bait. I actually said this.

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@AttackOnCowboys I’m in a contract negotiation. Just trying to show the bosses I can still be relevant.

Oof still got it.

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@timeforjeffrey Jeff we used to be friends. Why is this not about me.

Do you think I still got it. Or have I lost my fastball

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Opening segment in Jynxing the Cowboys Health.

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Yall tune into @1053thefan I’m bringing washed up takes and stirring up Cowboys Nation by ripping our best players.

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@1053thefan @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX @1053SS We drafted a Punter in the first round. Fire Jerry.

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@Junior1017619 @SkywalkerSteele @1053thefan He is slow. He won’t make the roster. You’ll see him on the Renegades.

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@SkywalkerSteele Yall quit turning this in a Broaddus attack. He’s coming after me and my awful hot takes.

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@JoeJHoyt Tell Em Somethin Joe.

He’s not what’s his nuts in Philthy. He’s a Bum.

Oof still got it.

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@1053thefan @gavindawson @1053SS @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX Like I’ve said Caleb Downs will be a draft bust.

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@1053thefan @tommy_yarrish @1053SS @rjchoppy @BobbyBeltTX Yall post this but won’t post my Hot Take that CeeDee Lamb is a declining player. Don’t worry I’ll just go on my afternoon show and stir up Cowboys Nation even more.

Ooof still got it.

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@anttm6492 @gavindawson We prefer the Name Washed Up 1 Star General

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@sspeigel @gavindawson The Washed Up 1 Star General strikes again.

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@bigpeenboi3 Lamb is a Declining player.

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@MakeItR4yne Like I’ve stated repeatedly on the radio and doubled down on X today. Camden Brown is a bum. He’s Too slow to play against NFL Starters. He’ll be on the Renegades later this year.

Oof still got it.

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@anttm6492 @CrwnGlobalMedia You do.

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@ZachWolchuk Hot Takes and Orange Magic Wings. Here’s one for ya Wully. CeeDee Lamb is a declining player.

Oof Still got it.

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@CrwnGlobalMedia This is true. I’m the Hot Take artist. Stop giving BB credit for my Hot Takes.

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@djxsaj @timeforjeffrey @VochLombardi Yes. And I’ve said that CeeDee Lamb is a Declining player. Which is actually true. Both. Neither. Either.

Oof still got it.