Lampert

Hello, my name is Lampert. I don’t see myself using this platform very long; Kasper begged me to make an account… So, here we are.

[Lampert @1ampert]

// OOC INTRO

Hai. This is merely a fun little parody account, it is unoffical. I plan on only following other parody accounts, but I will interact freely with everyone!

I ask that you read my strawpage https://t.co/j3zsDCVr7Y before roleplaying with me!!1

[fat @jirachibutdead]

minecraft keeps crashing #regretevator #lampert

[Lampert @1ampert]

// Quick tldr if you don’t wanna scroll through Mai strawpage
- Proship/anything alike DNI, please be 17+ to roleplay anything romantic…
- I may delete tweets that Felt more OOC, or poorly worded !!dont fret if I delete a reply I probably just didnt like how I worded it

[Lampert @1ampert]

// OOC INTRO

Hai. This is merely a fun little parody account, it is unoffical. I plan on only following other parody accounts, but I will interact freely with everyone!

I ask that you read my strawpage https://t.co/j3zsDCVr7Y before roleplaying with me!!1

[Lampert @1ampert]

Bedtime.

[Lampert @1ampert]

@treats4paw I am... Really quite tired.

[Lampert @1ampert]

"hhi llampy!!!!iis mutt ^_^" -> Hi, bud. I hope things have been well today.

[Lampert @1ampert]

// OH MY . GOSH
I. JUST GOR REALLY EXCITED

[icarus @novastrike88]

Precioso lindo y guapo Kasper #regretevator #regretevatorkasper

[Lampert @1ampert]

@jaoobaaa @kasperwuzhere Oh, gosh.

[Lampert @1ampert]

"if you need help turn scottish" -> Uh, what?

[Lampert @1ampert]

@_11G34 Coming from someone who's often covered head to toe in stains and soot.....

[Lampert @1ampert]

@treats4paw // YUS!

[Lampert @1ampert]

// Would any other parody accounts want to join me in regretevator sometime? I think it would be cute to have a banner of Me and the other parodies...

[Lampert @1ampert]

Has anyone seen Mark? He was supposed to teach me how to use a table saw this weekend but I haven't seen him in awhile....

[Lampert @1ampert]

I might be a lamp, but I can still unfortunately smell.

[Lampert @1ampert]

@kasperwuzhere // DUDE YES U CAME ON MY TL AND I WAS LIKE. I NEED IN ON THIS RIGHT NOWWWWWWW. UGHH THANK YOU SO MUCH. I feel Like. Im too mean with him so Im tryna relax and Like make sure I get him as close to canon as possible Ive deadass been studying his speech patterns as of Recent

[kasper @kasperwuzhere]

// Everytime i interact with a post-kasper lampert it feels like this