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❤️Your Success Is My Revenge!❤️

[Charles M. Blow @CharlesMBlow]

Ma’am, now that I know that you are stalking my social media, let me give you the clip that you were trying to avoid but ironically created.

I asked a rather innocuous question in a mild tone: “Do you acknowledge that Joe Biden won the election?” But then she thought she was *turning it* when she delivered that weak line that she’d been practicing in the mirror all afternoon.

Wrong move. The difference between me and you, ma’am, is age, experience, and a wicked tongue as sharp as a knife. I don’t need to practice a line. I’m a seasoned gatherer. I do this as easily as I breathe.

“You come at the King you best not miss.” — Omar, “The Wire”

[The White Rabbit @TheWyteRabbit1]

Wow this guy owns the FBI who turn up at his house because of a Social Media Post

Look at the shame on their faces.

This dude wins the internet today hands down.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Moynihan: I know you're trying to get a social media clip but I’m not here to answer to you.

Blow: I really appreciate you lecturing me about what I'm here to do, because I'm here because Abby show invited me here, and I have been in journalism for a very long time. In fact, I came to the New York Times when the year that you were born. So I suggest that you choose a lane that is your own and stay in it. And don't lecture me because I won't be lectured by a child.

[spoiler @spoilerbull]

Samuel L. Jackson says he used to cook and smoke crack cocaine while his daughter slept upstairs.

"If I was in the kitchen cooking cocaine and smoking it... my brain would tell me, 'Zoe's choking in the covers.'"

"I'd run upstairs to check on her, come back down... then my brain would tell me she was choking again."

When asked if he regrets that time in his life, he replied:

"Oh, hell no. I was in great shape... I was the best functioning addict you could ever meet."

Credit: @Palomafaith

( Throwback )

[Acyn @Acyn]

Moynihan: If we aren't deporting potentially unvetted illegal criminals—

Navarro: He was not a criminal. Be careful with your words on TV. You’re lying.

Moynihan: I’m not

Navarro: The man had legal status. He was not unvetted. Do you understand how immigration works?

[Club Shay Shay @ClubShayShay]

"Terrence Howard sends me this 30 page document title: 1x1=2. ... He shows up on Joe Rogan, and he said I was mean to him." - @neiltyson

[Acyn @Acyn]

Sellers: And for people who say, you didn't vote for this—yes, you did. 

You knew this man had no leadership capability whatsoever when you elected him again. And this is what you get

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

LMAOOOO, Nancy Pelosi does not have time for bullshit, folks.

Watch this fake reporter for "Mike Pillow man" get cooked for pushing debunked Jan 6th lies.

Woman: "You told me to shut up and..."
Pelosi: "And I'm telling you to shut up again."🔥🔥

[Marty @MartyOqan]

When Obama was President, he made the USA look great again.

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Prophecy. You were warned.

[Don Salmon @dijoni]

They do not like us they exploited us. They use our culture they use our bodies, our mind or a free labor to get Rich.. today we have culture vulture They don’t support reparation.. They don’t believe we should get reparation for 400 years of free slave labor.. They are not our friends and they are not our allies.

[The Root @TheRoot]

A Louisiana resident who identified himself as Marshawn delivered a fiery, emotional speech to lawmakers during a state Senate hearing over redistricting Monday, accusing Republicans of trying to “cheat” Black voters out of political power.

[مرمر @mazeg_mix]

سألت الأميرة ديانا مايكل جاكسون إذا كان سيعزف «ديرتي ديانا» خلال الحفلة. أجاب مايكل أنه أزالها من قائمة الأغاني احترامًا لها. لكنه لم يكن يعلم أنها كانت واحدة من أغانيه المفضلة لديها. 😳

[Swing State of Mind @swingstatemind]

Will this get edited out? Chelsea Handler dropping the Joe Rogan balls in Tony Hinchcliffe’s mustard yellow veneered mouth roast 😳

[Valy 🎩🎭 @liderfiscal]

Las televisiones de todo el mundo retiraron este clip de Michael Jackson ‼️

esposado en una celda rodeado de pantallas que muestran Tiananmén y los disturbios de Los Ángeles que murmura «fuck you» frente a la cámara.

El hombre más famoso del planeta era demasiado peligroso para ser transmitido

#FelizDíaDeLasMadres

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

We had this conversation in a public hearing a week ago and you said it would take “years” to replenish some of these stockpiles. That’s not classified, it’s a quote from you. This war is coming at a serious cost and you and the president still haven’t explained to the American people what the goal is.

[Blue Georgia @BlueGeorgia]

John Oliver digs up this incredible clip of Tennessee State Senator London Lamar humiliating Sen. John Stevens for claiming he didn't know Memphis was predominantly black.

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Kevin Hart and Katt Williams officially squashed their beef

“Katt we have an opportunity in real time to put our beef behind us, I am offering an Olive Branch of peace. Katt, I wanna move on? can we move on?”

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

🔥 WATCH: “You’re making my point — NO! LET ME FINISH.”

@ashleyrallison becomes the latest to school hilariously smug @ScottJenningsKY as he gaslights and pretends not to understand carving MEMPHIS is about stripping Black power to choose their own reps no matter their race.