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25 • TAMUCC Alum • Corporate Finance

[shea @lifeisavibeway]

The concept of my car getting towed is scarier than the sun blowing up

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

They need to stop changing things #KeepEverythingTheSame

[27. @dimvji]

having an intrusive thought and shaking my head to show the mind readers i don't approve

[adele 🐈‍⬛ @bbyunicorntears]

fool me once thats it im killing myself

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Imagine if the United States spent $300B restoring the United States.

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

i HATE when bugs start flying around my ears i will punch myself in the head i dont give a fuck

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[trash jones @jzux]

if you die in Microsoft excel you die in real life

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[ru @ruqaiyalore]

repeating someone’s typo and ignoring the rest of the message is incredibly funny to me

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i wanna get high on friendtanyl.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Fool me once I kill myself on the spot

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[໊ @wynavira]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[turbomander @turbomander]

give me a pack of newports and a single spell slot and i’ll save the realm

[mo :c @fruitpibble]

computa make everyone be my friend

[fishious @fishquichee]

I finished twitter. Read everything

[Softboy @softboywin]

I’ve never contributed to traffic in my entire life that’s all on y’all

[fishious @fishquichee]

Beautiful woman named icloud storage full keeps messaging me