Layminator

Terribly bad at sex. Never had a repeat customer

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Me promising my girl I won’t do blow with the boys (I will)

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Me when I yell the N word and someone says “who said that” and I point at my wife

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@AdameMedia How jeWs look at you when you tell them not to slaughter an entire country

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Me and the boys leavin the bar tonight after 4+ hours on the lake, a 250$ unpaid tab, and 0 women talked to

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@Breaking911 Nailed it

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@VivaLaStool @Fishbowl_Show @HeyDudeShoes Did the mean girls pod get a rebrand or something?

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@SStricklandMMA The next time you start crying into another man’s arms on a podcast about how your dad raped you, why don’t you throw in a couple tears for da Jews and Native Americans then

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@ZachVogt30 A college basketball player gambling while playing in the ballroom of a casino in the bahamas. Crazy! Just wait til you hear what Georgia football has been up to

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How I feel finding the bag of coke my buddy dropped on the floor of the bar (I will not be telling him I found it)

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@NHL @87crosbycareer Connor McDavid could never

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@ContextFreeCBB “Who let them in the schools with our folk!”

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@JeffDLowe 30$ for a Sydney Sweeney Gag reel is not overpriced guy

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@FilmUpdates She’s extremely ugly

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@John_Fanta “Kentucky took advantage” every single call has gone Kentuckys way

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@SeniorVPJoe @dhurley15 @UConnMBB @UConnHuskyAD @UConn6thBorough Male version of “Gen Z boss and a mini”

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@CBBonFOX So cool he invented the too small celly

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@DucksFly08 @ZagMBB Yes beating team with their starters by 56 is a flex, meanwhile you guys playing that exact same team..

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“Thanks babe I promise I’ll get the next round”

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@Blutman27 Who’s got the plane video

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@barstoolsports @BFFsPod Women are barely sentient. In 6 weeks when all of this wears off shes going to feel like a fucking retard