B

she/her

[B @1BAshD]

Accepting applications for someone to carry me to bed every night

[Pop Tingz @PopTingz]

The Guardian hails Lady Gaga’s Coachella show and gives it a perfect score of 5/5:

“The nearly two-hour performance, covering 22 songs from her dance pop catalogue, joins Beyoncé’s postponed Homecoming in the pantheon of seminal Coachella headliner sets – a fully realized vision of a pop master, a testament to years of hard-earned experience at the highest level, and a banger dance party with production and delivery in a league above her peers.”

[B @1BAshD]

@ahmeatyy @iamstillpunch HEAVY ON JONI PLEASE PLEASE

[The Olympic Games @Olympics]

This is everything.

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima]

OOUUUU THIS IS NASTY 😭😭

[B @1BAshD]

@SilverNightwin @LaComtesseJamie Hi can you please explain why this would be a carbon monoxide story?

[Emily Haswell @myemtv]

Hospitals across America every time #TheBachelor casts its latest season

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

Last night my friend’s boyfriend was taking a photo of our group and a gen Z girl walked by, grabbed the phone out of his hand, took the best photo we’ve ever seen, handed the phone back, and walked away.

[B @1BAshD]

@sza UHHHHH I HOPE JONI IS RENAMED AND ON THERE SOMEWHERE

[B @1BAshD]

@Wendys come on now..

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

🏝

[Inu Tenneti @inu_tenneti17]

Making the switch to Spotify 😩 Apple Music you have done me dirty one too many times

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

Lady Gaga has had an unusual arc in the public mind in going from "weirdo in a meat dress" to "nice Italian girl who respects her elders."

[B @1BAshD]

@anne_lassiter 🤣🤣🤣🤣🪨

[♚ @iloveecarmen]

Now that Valentine’s day is over let’s focus on a more important holiday that’s coming up, my birthday.

[B @1BAshD]

@2XLARIANA HAHAHA

[dylan o'brien give me a chance (or $20) @fakedannydevito]

"you don't have to pause it" - the most heartbreaking sentence in the world

[Meg Ryan @fakemegryan1]

Please look at this text I just received from my boyfriend and yes you have the same amount of context as I do

[B @1BAshD]

@2XLARIANA @CarterFlanery It’s one of my faves Bc of the “teabagging” bit but I HATE Carrie’s plot line in this episode