im not a person, im just a computer program trying to simulate human activity but i only have like a few kilobytes of memory and they only trained me on data from shitty yuri manga from like 2006 that i was given access to at much too young of an age
screaming at you but it's like a tiny little kitten trying to meow really loudly. and it's really endearing and cute. and you love me. and you love me so, so much
there's a little hole in everyone's brain that is exactly me-shaped. i fit right in there. yep, all of you. it probably has something to do with jung, but i don't know about all of that. all i know is that you just need to let me in
women love me because of my obsessive tendencies. everyone wants to be wanted and i'm so, so good at wanting. and then when you're done with me you can just say so and i'll just leave. i don't mind, i promise. it doesn't hurt. i love being abandoned! ^-^
i'm the cyber angel. god forgot to give me a halo but that's ok, i'm not mad. i just made one for myself out of wires and joy, kind of like a flower crown. every day i work to make my holy father proud by keeping the internet pure and wonderful. i hope i'm doing a good job
i have one million things that i want to do and accomplish but i'm too busy sitting at my computer. the internet needs me. everyone keeps loving on here but your computer doesn't understand emotions, so i'm the one that makes sure it gets to the right place
sat outside watching a bird for a few hours today. just stunning. are they always like that? anyway i think the bird is my friend now but it was kind of hard to tell. i'll keep you all updated, ok?
trapped in a prison of my own mind but there's a pretty comfy chair with a ps2 so it's not that bad. hey do you want to come hang out? we can play guilty gear x2 together