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[jp @1chainstays]

someday some new species is gonna dig up all our fossils

[jp @1chainstays]

rip bozo :D

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Doink Doink

[9INE Vs. The State of Chicago @Nigeria9ine]

Unretire the jersey.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

America lost one in six of its neighborhood bars in a single decade, and the killer was real estate math.

A bar like this can pour $3 beers because the building was paid off decades ago. The owner often lives upstairs. No rent, no investors, no debt service on a Pabst sign that's been hanging there for 40 years.

The moment that building sells, the math dies with it. A new operator inherits a market-rate lease, which forces $9 drinks, which forces a renovation to justify $9 drinks, which produces another exposed-brick cocktail bar where the dive used to be.

The Midwest kept its dive bars because of how they got built in the first place. Before Prohibition, Milwaukee's breweries put up corner taverns themselves. Pabst and Schlitz wanted guaranteed outlets for their beer, so they built bars directly into residential blocks. That's why these places sit on quiet snowy corners between houses instead of on commercial strips where rent explodes.

Chicago had around 3,300 tavern licenses in 1990. It's down to about 1,200. At the worst of the decline, America was losing six neighborhood bars a day.

And every single closure is permanent. You can't build a dive bar. You can only inherit one.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

WORKED HARDER DEN A BITCH

[Shelfy @RealShelfy]

There it is.. Greatest Video of All-Time

[Joey @CalebGoatQB1]

Everything in life is meaningless now

[jp @1chainstays]

ts really frying rn man lmfao they bogus as hell fa that

[jp @1chainstays]

niggas said put jasmine crockett in the hall of fame of BIRDS nigga i am crying so hard rn

[g r i m @grimposting]

Chicago baseball fans when football starts

[suri @suricidal]

my brother born in 2013 just asked if i remember 2016

[unoffical cia operator @DylanTop5]

Any time I see any tech people from SF post I just think of this Ye video

[jp @1chainstays]

beyonce

[claus von billow @resentfulincel]

With Dolly Parton dead, who is now the most universally beloved woman in America? Is there one? Nobody really cares about like, Oprah, Julia Roberts, or Jennifer Aniston anymore.

[jp @1chainstays]

disrespectful

[rin ☾⋆⁺₊⋆🇵🇸 @rinnystarr]

my boyfriend told me to make this

[jp @1chainstays]

i miss spot news i hope he ok man

[jp @1chainstays]

there needs to be another level called ova east

[emily @north0fnorth]

the east side

[MaKCT @KctBurner]

Bermuda Triangle mystery solved before you touched Super Bowl turf .@JoshAllenQB

[gazer @christianswrld]

Stop touching niggas with ya hands!

[jp @1chainstays]

i wish he never deviated from this vibe. the new high voice shit b killing me this was a golden age

[psychotruckk @Onlyifyoucouldd]

Lucki talm bout “what he say” like it’s not his song😹😹