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Tech-minded, chronically curious, occasionally unserious. I question everything except my decision to stay online. 🧠💻🦾

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@waceraszn You’d better be working for it and not waiting for some babe daddy’s money

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@DearS_o_n Jesus is coming soon!

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Jesus is coming soon !

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Your prime is not in your 20s. Your prime is the moment you realize nobody is coming to save you and you have to do the work on your own.

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@VikyInsights A B E D

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@joycee_a0 They have a nose ring !

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There are no women in heaven originally ..

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@Aduradara61049 Why do people always assume God has a gender

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@PipiAsiya No the term 9 to 5 refers to 9 reasons to resign and 5 reasons you can’t afford to.

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@oluwamayowaa04 Yes, and woman everything to offer especially money

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@nomindthem Can you send money to prove you love me ?

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@amorxo333 Whatever’s recommend

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@rae_chloe133 How single men survive — and I know that gender will do anything for money so some will betray the rule and fuck the hell out of whoever is paying

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@PuzzleMindsa Call the fucking police… this is trespassing and unlawful entry … see you in jail ✌️

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STAGE

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

Once a man realizes that no one cares about him. He goes silent, do whatever it takes to get rich, and save himself.

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Because we have sex doesn’t mean I owe you money or affection.

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No be say we like soapy, na Toto scare !

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@VikyInsights If the goal is happiness then being single is the way you can’t be in a marriage that doesn’t work and expect to be happy

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@lovelycyndy777 Change the man in your sentence to person, this isn’t a one gender based issues it’s happens both ways

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My girlfriend went to an event with my cousin’s son after we’d both agreed not to attend. Somehow, they ended up sleeping in the same room, and now they’re both trying to hide it from me.
The funniest part? They have no idea I already know everything.
Fear humans. 💀😭
#Cheating

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@Thewrldbaby Photos are taken from different angles, different lighting, and the later looks enhanced/edited so …