Elly | Corporate Millennial

Corporate ✨Millennial✨ | work humor | not affiliated with my employer |

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Companies be like: “Congratulations on exceeding expectations! Here’s a $5 gift card with a $4.95 activation fee.”

[Elly | Corporate Millennial @1corpmillennial]

Every day I wake up shocked that I don’t have a new job after not applying for any & ignoring all messages from recruiters on Linkedin.

[Elly | Corporate Millennial @1corpmillennial]

It’s Sunday night again — you know what that means.

Only 1,820 more Sunday scaries until retirement 🥲