Andrew is ALIVE

A living soul on a peaceful journey. Not to be detained/impeded by any fictional entity. Beneficiary (NOT TRUSTEE) of the Trust ANDREW DAVID FLOOD

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@brunchwithbritt

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@emily_tweets @wolfmannjr Exactly. Like when you were a kid and you'd stomp in a mud puddle just because. But with orgasms.

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@slightlycaustic I'm amazed how many people are butt hurt by this question. Wait...this is twitter. Home of the easily butt hurt.

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@InKairos True. I've been down here for 15 years now. Originally from upstate NY. I've been impressed by the variety of crops grown here vs the north.

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@InKairos Damn. You're a horticulturist too?

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@emily_tweets @treydayway Waiting for the DJ to stop talking and hoping get didn't cut too far into the song intro. That was a stress these punks will never know.

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@AutisticDad23 Calling bullshit on "not a big deal". Every day you stay sober is cause for celebration. I've lost family and friends to addiction. Nobody needs to feel that pain.

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@BrittSoMuch may need one of these...

[Stands @Stands]

Last caw! We have 22 remaining! https://t.co/mh6kEPtym8

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@_IHateEvery0ne Don't buy the "just eat steak and bacon" line. Almost any of your favorite foods can be adjusted to fit keto. Just this morning I made homemade biscuits and gravy. All keto friendly. Google is your friend on this one.

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@KateQFunny Women are beautiful.

There are no qualifications to that statement.

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@BrittSoMuch Amazing how many things we love that same statement could be applied to.

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@InKairos And then you find out there's security cameras in your office. 😳

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@BrittSoMuch Amazing at having fun and giving your kid some great memories. Seems more important than a bowling score.

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@BrittSoMuch Picked up a spare after a gutter ball. And R had a strike too. Nice!

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@BrittSoMuch Having fun is always priority #1. That said my claim to fame is I can teach anybody to bowl 130+ in less than 10 minutes. I've never failed. 🤷‍♂️

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Also...you seriously need to reconsider your definition of "shortly".

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@comcast I'm just going to go ahead and set this as my home screen since I already see it so much.

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I'd rather suck a fart out of a sweaty construction worker's ass than watch any of the Kardashians.

[Houston Hard Hitters @TXrednation1]

I'd rather dive head first into a electric barb wire fence than watch any of the Kardashians.

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@jenepsteinfox13

[Disappointed Optimist @disappoptimism]

Everyone should see a penguin who is excited for a cuddle