James R. Ustler

Rustler of jimmies.....

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Kind of nice that a guy who didn't care about your #metadata privacy has been ordered to make his diary public
#karma
#auspol

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

The mob that don't believe in #MarriageEquality also believe Mother Teresa performed miracles

not that I question their judgement
#auspol

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Listening to Barrie you'd be forgiven for thinking it's Labor's fault coalition MPs can't be arsed sticking around to do their job #insiders

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Quade Cooper's defensive abilities are just like my sex life....non existent
#NZLvAUS

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

This man was installing copper in my street last week. Please phone crimestoppers if you see him #faketradie #auspol

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@TMZ anyone checked to see if his Y chromosome is still there?

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@JoeHockey What about an update on how that blood sucking parasite leeching off its host is doing
I dont mean the tick
#auspol #blockedbyjoe

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

If I ever turn Gay I'd totes bang this dude
#auspol

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Wife getting up to make me bacon and eggs for breakfast then iron my shirt for work
BEST #IWD2016 EVER!

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Is George Pell attending?
#MardiGras https://t.co/DS8LDXI2yJ

[Fred Nile @frednile]

2/4 Mardi Gras organisers and NSW Police Force must clean up the parade tonight to protect children

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@GChristensenMP @corybernardi
I'm trying to groom my openly gay grandson into becoming straight..where would I find such material?
#auspol

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@mirandadevine you'd still fuck him though

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Who knew Johnny Depp was more than just a shitty actor....he's a shitty guitar player too
#GRAMMYs
#HollywoodVampires

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

Who was the pasty lesbian destroying David Bowie songs?
#GRAMMYs
#GagaBowieTribute

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@KrisJenner @ORousteing @Balmain you look amazing Caitlin

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

#HappyBirthdayHarryStyles
Are you getting another shitty tattoo for your birthday?

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

NSW blues receive encouraging news ahead of this year's state of origin...Mitchell Pearce has been involved in a career ending scandal
#NRL

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@KrisJenner Caitlin loves pearl necklaces too

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@khloekardashian I wouldn't say Cancer....you're more of leech really

[James R. Ustler @1cupidstunt]

@ANNAPOLYVIOU do I have to be a lesbian?