dani o'neal

Soft porn actress. I can get very naughty, who knows what trouble we'll get into? These comments are mine and no other than the One and Only Dani O'Neal.

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@TheRoyCropper That's a coincidence, I was just thinking about cleaning my thimble and thought of @TheRoyCropper 's c*ck.

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@daraobriain Like the way this has been RTd despite the fact that most wouldn't know Phil Ligament from their Achilles Tendon.

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@rickygervais The clue's surname "Tosh", or in the untranslated Greek unfunny tw*t.

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@missSarahRandz Aspirin and codeine from Boots and collagen and Vit C Superdrug. Works quite well.

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@prodnose @BoyGeorge Jesus, Baker's run out of AAs - now he's trying to entice them back, how sad is that.

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@jeffleach I will avoid the chihuahua joke and just innocently say "hey, that's cute".!

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@prodnose @BoyGeorge A pity that @prodnose doesn't know how to spell ingredient. Without ingredients taste doesn't exist.

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@piersmorgan @rocknroll66 Your introspective reflexiv philosophy sometimes astounds. But we'd still like to lick your balls.

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@piersmorgan @Jack_Clarke93 @serenawilliams Such consolation from someone with such a small dick.

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@piersmorgan Of course they did I remember our recent re-match. The play area seemed so small.

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@piersmorgan Sexist.

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@G0TTALENT You and @SimonCowell even plumb the depths of pathetic.

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@OfficialALW is on here. He doesn't want to mix with us but he'll dabble a bit. There's a name for you.

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@piersmorgan ...and the transport's going to be shit. Thanks tfl.

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@rickygervais @RobboAdam "self work". I looove self work, I don't even need a vibrator.

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@piersmorgan But let's not remember the flacid bit.

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@richardpbacon Why don't you just listen to it yourself?

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@Lovehunk2242 Piers Morgan. Wasn't he the geezer who was editor of the Daily Mirror when they faked those British Army pics?

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@RaspberryChar Thanks for the follow Charlotte your are one gorgeous cupcake ♥

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@missSarahRandz I will certainly try my best. You too sweatheart ❥...