I fucking hate annual corporate self-reviews and goal-setting. No, I don’t want to identify growth opportunities or outline my five-year career plan. My goal is to get paid every two weeks.
Why bother performing all season when you can win the Ballon d'Or in one month after playing well against Algeria, Austria, Jordan, Cape Verde, Egypt and Switzerland?
What is this utter nonsense man? 😭
I hatė when jobs ask you to set “goals.” My only goal is to stay employed, pay my bills, and find fulfillment in the parts of my life that have absolutely nothing to do with my job.