A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda)

On advice from my herablist to whisper my seed phrase to my sprouting plants. No kidding: the mustard greens seem to like it.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

OK, instead of watching the individual clips that all the haters are passing around, consider the context of the entire interview.

@mhluongo was droning on and on in a very distracting way. I think my confusion is understandable.

https://t.co/lF4sOPR0AG

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@griffgreen @Giveth So what's worse? Smelling like week-old red snapper? Or being inspired by someone who smells like week-old red snapper?

Our finest regens, ladies and gentlemen. Can't even find a decent person to be inspired by.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@eth_barcelona @Givethio @griffgreen ...or this one, where he explains it very poorly:

https://t.co/FYfy6IKw7f

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@EthereumDenver If I recall correctly, it was 1997, the year that John Elway led the Bufficorns to victory against Governor Polis in a League of Legends match.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@PallerJohn I think you misunderstood: I had just spilled a lot (and I mean a lot) of Old Bay on myself.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

Honestly, I just needed to know where to send my money for the 100x @griffgreen

[Threshold Network ✜ @TheTNetwork]

@Givethio @sasha_tanase @tBTC_project @griffgreen We promise to keep @1fern2keys away from Griff this time!

Again, we apologize for his behavior.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

You guys suck. This @vowelsoundmode guy doesn’t even look like me.

[Threshold Network ✜ @TheTNetwork]

@udiWertheimer Couldn’t be as bad as @vowelsoundmode https://t.co/7M8rxgtJZK

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@mrsThreshold Why has the DAO not fired you yet?

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@TheTNetwork @vowelsoundmode @mhluongo @keep_project @griffgreen @Givethio Do you have any idea how insulting it is to watch that bumbling minstrel dufus get credit for my... journalism?... I guess is the word I want to use here?

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@mrsThreshold @mhluongo @vowelsoundmode @TheTNetwork May you shouldn't be posting on social media platforms.

How's that?

I hope you get enormous joy out of spotlighting the most embarrassing moments of my life.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@TheTNetwork @shannonewing

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

Heya @shannonewing please bring your own fern.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@mrsThreshold @mhluongo @vowelsoundmode @keep_project @NuCypher So fucking sick of @vowelsoundmode getting credit for my, frankly, immaculate journalism.

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

At #DevconVI and want to be a guest on the show? Shill yourself below.

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@Shakaleikaumaka @mrsThreshold @justinholmesmus https://t.co/Mj6Gw7aDsB

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

wtf 🤬 NO

[Ashley ✜ mrsThreshold.eth @mrsThreshold]

Just curious… would anyone in Bogota be interested in attending a live filming of @1fern2keys? #ETH @ETHGlobal

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@mrsThreshold @PolymathicEng

[Threshold Network ✜ @TheTNetwork]

We are headed to Bogota! ✈️

🗓 On the calendar October 12th & 13th 👉 Blockchain Bluegrass and Video Game Traditionals with @justinholmesmus

@ETHGlobal and @EFDevcon are gonna be epic!!!

[A Fern Between Two Keys (unofficial) (well, kinda) @1fern2keys]

@mrsThreshold @ETHGlobal Last time you wanted to film you didn’t even have a fern for the set…. We want people to see how shitty you are at planning this?