A Full English

Giving a funny twist on personal stories, news and whatever else we feel is worth a mention. Always looking for work [email protected]

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Man Drives Two Hours With Knife In His Head http://t.co/DpujUkvbuX and I've been told to never run with scissors

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Woman reunited with Ford Mustang stolen 28 years ago | http://t.co/4FNxo7FORl

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@RalfLittle You know your family has a Royle Family Christmas when your sister describes salami as 'fancy meats' to your nan #roylefamily

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High Impact http://t.co/CyZxmxGFYQ

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@1fullenglish: Is Ched Evens at the #SportsPersonality this year? #chedevens @BBCSporf @SlySporfsNewsHQ

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Can You Repeat Yourself, In English http://t.co/7ornd1FWnc

[BuzzFeed UK @BuzzFeedUK]

PETA’s porn-inspired anti-dairy advert was taken down after complaints
http://t.co/QZd1qVr8pf

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The Forth Bridge of Family Portraits http://t.co/7BP5RNn5es

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Knock A Sense Into You http://t.co/vRdDxoLIs4

[Pubs To Pitches @PubsTopitches]

@E_Adebayor blames mum's black magic for bad form http://t.co/fPlcmI15Ce you think she used #subbuteo? @TottenhamNews

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... http://t.co/hORD0VRe09 via @travelmail

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What’s the big deal, I’m just taking my rhino for a walk http://t.co/oe9Lvrf7n3

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Food for thought http://t.co/eM5vsPrJt3

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Artist came up with seal and penguin offspring possible outcomes https://t.co/TWqnPDKjK3 here's mine #sealpenguin

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Seal Has Sex With Penguin – The Offspring http://t.co/ZijiBbC5MJ

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Example of the ridiculous tweets on immigration reform https://t.co/IenrV2Rahs #ImmigrationAction #Obama #Immigration

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Tim Horton Price Rise Could Be Canada’s Economic And Social Downfall http://t.co/IhVCVf4oLZ

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Obama’s Immigration Action – On Point or Pointless? p.s check out the tweets http://t.co/6CJ1lhtfRw

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Let’s Review This – Fined £100 For Bad Review http://t.co/EQjZXTtn5f

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Look how happy they are together http://t.co/zWiEJ0F10Y

#CharlesManson #MansonWeddingGifts #MansonGiftRegistry