Gabe Itches

blank / blankself because i don’t use pronouns. i’m too cool for them

[Gabe Itches @1gabe_itches1]

i love my life #blessed

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My dad: “you’re friend is definitely depressed”
Me: I AM TOO MF

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Sugar mommies and daddies dm me if you would like to send me card info for my order :)

[Gabe Itches @1gabe_itches1]

Pretty please. I’ll talk to you whenever you want :)

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Hey sugar daddies /mommies (I love both)! Would anyone be so kind as to dm me their card info so I can buy some elf bars for me and my friends? :)

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Hey *debbie ryans*

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Is it custom to turn the music off in the car if someone has a headache?

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I remind myself of old Jeffree Star

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#heatstrokefromband

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Rawr

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Jk jk

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Takis are the shit

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no takis give you the shits

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Who’s ready for the Great Depression round two?!?!

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Don’t make fun of us for calling football soccer. We already have football. Y’all have rugby. We can’t have two footballs

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I’m hungry.

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I’m gonna punch a nurse in the fucking face I swear to fuck

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#taki #takis #takilover #bluetakisarebetter

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accidentally carved my grandma instead of the turkey once and all of a sudden the whole family hate you #notfair #goofyfamily #beets

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Hey @elonmusk can I be verified