A hopeless skinbag of nothing

My life will always suck. There's no redeeming it. It was almost meant to be this bad of a joke

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I'm the black sheep of my family

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

My life has an expiration date and that date is no more than a few months away

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

'Classic Country' is the single biggest oxymoron I've ever heard of. The words 'classic' and 'country‘ do not belong together. Because #CountryMusic sucks

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I should just work on becoming a tower climber and repair cell towers, broadcasting towers etc. That way I can just make it look like a workplace accident #SaturdayMood

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

Me interrogating God the day I meet him on why he gave me this joke of a life he's given me.

The mother fucker better beg for my forgiveness. Tho I still wouldn't give it to him. Like in the movie Taken, whatever God says to make it better... It's not going to save him

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

Me and my brothers if we were guitars

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

No wonder all the friends I've had have walked out of my life. They didn't want to associate themselves with a consistent failure that is myself.

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

A visual representation of my life. The glass represents my life and the water overflowing represents all of my mistakes and poor life choices.

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I don't want to live on this god forfuckingsaken planet any god damn more

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

My life needs one of these

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@Justin_FOX5 Inadvertently and @Saints don't go together. It's always intentional

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@JerryJurgman I'd say that's both Phillies and Union. Two championship losses on the same day. Ouch.

At least the Braves were able to beat Houston

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@JerryJurgman You sure there's not something you want to tell the world, is there?

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I can tell now that it was definitely Giselle that wore the pants in that relationship

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@TomBrady after that wimpy ass call you whined and cried for, I hope every defensive lineman that sees you also sees a target on your back and shows what roughing the passer really is and forces you back into retirement. You baby ass bitch.

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I may still be a failure, but a failure who was right about Jamis Winston.
If you see this, you are cordially invited to kiss my white failure ass. You know who you are.

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

I don't ever want to give that omnipotent asshole a second's worth of attention

#GodIsGood ...BULLSHIT

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

The speech dialogue that Al Pacino said in The Devil's Advocacy really, reeeeeally echoes inside of me. Especially the "look but don't touch. Touch but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow" part. God really is a giant prick.

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@ClarenceSaizon @RossJacksonNOLA @name And the truth to this doesn't hurt my feelings at all. I stopped giving a shit about myself over two decades ago

[A hopeless skinbag of nothing @1giantfailure]

@GradyJarrett you guys are booty. And not just ordinary booty, but big, fat hairy booty that hasn't been washed in over a month.