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i have very poor eyesight

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all of my friends are so cool and smart and funny and creative and well-meaning and have good taste in music and dress well and

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75 mg of venlafaxine is really that bitch

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I will never forgive the vatican for depriving me of a filipino pope

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i am one bad day away from starting a substack tread carefully

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galifianakis is a beautiful name for a girl

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girl who used to ask for my homework in AP bio just graduated from med school

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blocking him on goodreads

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time for my annual girls rewatch 😴 shedding my dull winter skin and experiencing my spring awakening

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70° weather… played tennis and ate thai food w a visiting friend who i haven’t seen in a while… life really is beautiful

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my dj set at cali clipper tn is going to slap no matter what bc pretty privilege

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not the sandy liang x beats by dre collab

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my pilates instructor is amy poehler on the substance

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cannot get enough of the bleached eyebrow women making esoteric salads on my tl

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this is the average addison rae insta post

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agent on A&R call described an artist as "stripper meets deliverance"

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talking to my brother on the phone is just us exchanging “want to hear something CRAZY” back and forth until one of us has to go

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recent college grad reached out to me for a networking call .... life really does come full circle

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i do the nyt connections using clairvoyance not logic

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class clown in my zen yoga class today omf

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love when i hang out w someone for the first time and they’re like “do you want to come to london w me in june”