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bill differen

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tru love

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mom said it’s my turn to take the ambien before we all watch Supermarket Sweep

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who remembers when they changed it from pasghetti to spaghetti

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keep your head up bro, don’t let the sweat from all your hard work make your viper shades slide down your nose

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walking up to the fellas at the urinal trough and saying “Nice Hogs”

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finally jeopardy song while adam driver follows you on a hike

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if i could remove any vowel from the english language it would be ⎕

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the terrified look on my face is because you’re a disney adult

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i love switching lanes into someone else’s blind spot. i just did a flip reset.

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the swapping maple syrup for motor oil prank absolutely kills every time

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does anyone want to hear my impression of Drift Away by Uncle Kracker being played on the radio while you’re driving through a remote area that starts losing signal?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

a cool green jacket is like lingerie to me

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which drawer do you use to save your Piss?

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this turkey has me tryptophaning so hard

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finding recipes online sure is difficult, by golly are those short stories captivating

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@miniontiddies HOTTTTTIE

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@miniontiddies hudson boy cat behavior

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@n0slackinmymack touch my phone through the fence Garth

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@hannahhluu hbd carlton !!🥳

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@miniontiddies lil pump RIP