Jonathan Taylor

Enthusiasm, Guernseyman and Toyoto pick up man!

[Jonathan Taylor @1jontaylor]

He's Welsh, he's red, he's in his brother's bed...

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Guernsey Review 2011 event news... http://www.guernseyfinance.com/news_room/debate-explore-future-financial-services-guernsey

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Comprehensive Chamber/C&E presentation today. Jason Moriarty particularly good.

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News today...new Flintstones cartoon and the Quo release new single. Déjà vu or Groundhog Day?

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Belfast gunslinger, RIP!

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2011 predictions: Euro reinvented, English rugby revitalised, Ferguson retires

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John Moulton interview has warmed the cockles! Prehistoric Guernsey, EU bureaucracy and Readers Digest in next Contact (out Dec 20th).

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Cyrus Todiwala OBE MBE enjoys a cup of tea! In Guernsey for Collas Day's Indian Banquet an amaizing night! Well done Team India.

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I'm officially old part three. Suspicious damp patch on the seat of my truck. Alarm bells people!

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I'm officially old part two. Jealous of the 10% discount days at B&Q. Even my Magnet Trade card can't beat those prices.

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I'm officially old part one. I've become predisposed to dueling with people my age about the various ailments we have.

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What is the technical meteorological term for a crap day which follows two days of rest? God I'm glad Monday's over!

[Jonathan Taylor @1jontaylor]

What is the technical meteorological term for a crap, rainy day which follows two days of rest? God I'm glad Monday's over!

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My son said 'Wowzers' this morning. Keeping it old skool!

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Masterchef The Professionals. 'Cooking doesn't get tougher than this' Try Helmand Province and a field stove. Get a grip Wallace!

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Masterchef The Professionals. 'Magret de Canard'! Duck 'n' cherries you pompous humerlous French person. Get a grip Roux!

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Guernsey footballers take note. Gouging, biting, scratching! 'Try Rugby' Sunday mornings with the under 10's. Nasty little B*******

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Brand unrecognition. Just left 'The Smile Centre ' after root canal treatment. Nobody has ever left that place smiling!

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Girls downstairs have put heating on. NO!!! Put on some clothes and eat something.

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@Dave_Hodgson If only you knew! http://www.thisisguernsey.com/2008/12/02/three-year-jail-term-for-horse-indecency/