the karate kid

i like karate

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Larkinson's Law: All laws are basically false.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

"Do not stop to ask what is it; Let us go and make our visit." ― T. S. Eliot, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock"

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

If you can't explain it simply, you don't understand it well enough. ― Albert Einstein

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in? Calvin: Denial. Miss Wormwood: I don't suppose I can argue with that...

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

As goatherd learns his trade by goat, so writer learns his trade by wrote.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Every 4 seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

A well-known friend is a treasure.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

This fortune will self destruct in 5 years.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Illinois isn't exactly the land that God forgot ― it's more like the land He's trying to ignore.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

The tyranny of the ignoramuses is insurmountable and assured for all time. ― Albert Einstein

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

You're working under a slight handicap. You happen to be human.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Lynch's Law: When the going gets tough, everyone leaves.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Whom computers would destroy, they must first drive mad.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Take everything in stride. Trample anyone who gets in your way.

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk. ― Franklin D. Roosevelt

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Life is the application of noble and profound ideas to life. ― Matthew Arnold

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. ― Voltaire

[the karate kid @1karate4eva]

Miksch's Law: If a string has one end, then it has another end.