Nikki Koller

I used to play golf. Now I drink coffee.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

If you want to know why women don't report assaults, a footballer was kissed against her will in front of millions worldwide, the guy who did it didn't resign & gave a completely different version of events than those caught on camera & people are still debating what happened.

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@TheBoyWhoBakes Mushrooms mean good soil health! Leave them be

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@DanaSchwartzzz Thursday murder club or The Rook

[natasha lyonne @nlyonne]

Is it too late to become a nepo baby?

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

samwise gamgee was so right; all you need is the simple glory of potatoes and a garden and your favorite person by your side

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@rebeccacherman @justinsytsma My day had an uncle called lay-fat. He didn’t know his real name was Lafayette until his funeral.

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

I feel so seen

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@andreamazing Absolutely

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@andreamazing Dude, same

[Ella Brockway @ellabrockway]

The Canadian national team has clearly watched and taken inspiration from 2006 rom-com soccer classic SHE'S THE MAN. No choice but to respect

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@holy_schnitt You change the time for Thanksgiving to 1 or 2 PM and you have leftovers for dinner

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[Dustin Palmer @dustinbpalmer]

I still can't get over this, one of the most important "natural experiments" to come from COVID:

https://t.co/Oso2eDVOKH

It's all right there in front of us, a free lunch pathway to reducing some of the most immense cruelty in our society.

[Dr. Camden Morgante @DoctorCamden]

Were you the “good kid” who “parents never had to worry about”?

Watch out for those kids. They may turn up in therapy 10-20 years later with repressed emotions, overfunctioning, and the inability to ask for help because they’ve always had to be perfect.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I don’t know what local weather channel needs to hear this, but we don’t actually need to see the weather guy swept out to sea on live television to understand that there’s a hurricane outside

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

@andreamazing @Target Omg she was rude to me too!!

[Nikki Koller @1kollerbear]

And no one knew what to do with it

[Warren Gunnels @GunnelsWarren]

Average Weekly Wages
1973: $873
2022: $813

Median Home
1973: $30,200
2022: $433,100

Monthly Rent
1973: $108
2022: $2,002

Tuition and Fees at University of California
1973: $150
2022: $13,104

Boomer: But why can't the slackers pay for college & pay off their loans like we did?