Emma Horseman

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

First world problems

[Grace @graceyldn]

The final scene of Saltburn

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

Printworks Honey Dijon ticket for sale if anyone’s interested message me pls xxxx

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

ngl the age i’m turning this year sounds serious and i don’t like it

[Septimus Prime @septimusajprime]

Will is the life of the villa and it’s time everyone admits it. #loveisland

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

There’s not enough hours in a day

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

Tis the season to be fuelled off chocolate

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

@samrose_s Yes please

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

I’m usually such Scrooge until a week before Christmas but all I wanna do is listen to Wham or Mariah Carey

[Kelly Given @kellylgiven]

🧵 cringe thread alert x

Before she passed, my gran religiously holidayed at a resort called ‘Paradise’ on the Greek island of Zakynthos. She went every year for 30+ years, sometimes more than once a year. She always spoke of the owner, Yiannis, and his really handsome sons…

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

Hobnobs are dangerous.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

no text back but active on social media really triggers the Michael Myers in me

[LADbible @ladbible]

'CCTV footage of my wife returning home from bottomless brunch' 😂😂

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

Can’t believe I’m upset over a BOY on my BIRTHDAY. When will I learn? 27????

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

@ellie_b_da_g He has a son

[𝕐o̴g̴ @Yoda4ever]

Puppy thinks he's one of them...🐶🐾🐥🐤🐥🥰

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

Gonna be impossible to say the words King Charles without adding the word Spaniel on the end I’m afraid

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

@ellie_b_da_g

[amari rae. @amarirae__]

RIP August, the evil you’ve done to my bank account is enough.

[Emma Horseman @1kungfupanda]

If I had any cool, I’ve completely lost it