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What makes you think you’re something special when you smile?

[lily @1leelee]

I just played volleyball with @chancetherapper and honestly I can die now look at this man he’s a meme lord

[kevin @nivekeht]

This is literally how it feels!!!

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

how going to the cinema alone really feels

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

When President Clinton banned assault rifles in 1994, mass shootings dropped by 43%. After Republicans let the ban expire in 2004, they increased by 243% — please don’t tell me bans don’t work, because I don’t want to hear it.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

i would be so bad at planning a bachelorette party. girl let's go get MRIs

[lily @1leelee]

@dietdrpepluvr Waiting for the “he’s just bitter he’s not on it anymore that’s why he said that” so they can continue to be brainwashed 😭

[Franklin Leonard @franklinleonard]

It’s the shooter from Degrassi.

[ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ @elio_ourania]

“rape accusations ruin men’s lives”

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

“in da klerb, we all fam”

[Marysol’s cocky cock @CockyMarysol]

I’m sorry but July cancers are something from nightmares. I’ve never met one that wasn’t an emotional terrorist.

Exhibit A:

[Michael Good @michaelgooood]

every adult woman I know is reading like they're trying to qualify for a pizza party and every guy I know owes DraftKings $5000

[Always On @werealwayson]

I’m having a Ben Affleck summer (I’m stressed out with an iced coffee)

[big diesel @JustBoysLaughin]

Handing this to my buddy’s bride while they recite their vows