Malissa Ford

life is a beautiful mess

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@JimGaffigan I got on Twitter today just to say Thank You! To you.

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I just did a wardrobe ‘moving’ review with the girls. I love that my power dress is a blue Calvin Klein, I have two. @MonicaLewinsky - thank you for surviving and thriving.

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#lime ⁦⁦@limebike⁩ likes to charge when bikes don’t unlock. Disputing takes forever. Lame.

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@jperdomoz Same

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@TysonTrautmann I’ve been blocking them as they come in, has helped reduced number over the past month, but yeah the calls have increased a lot.

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@GovMikeHuckabee I just read your tweets. It’s not like I would have ever voted for you, but lordly I never thought you were that bad.

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@amazon ? - So for those of us that can't shop what do we do? I have been trying for 4 hours, and I work for Amazon. Lame. Waited all year for an Instant Pot. Literally, since the HQs meeting about Prime Day 2017.

[Malissa Ford @1malissaford]

@amazon #PrimeDay2018 Still no Instant Pot in my cart. #FirstWorldProblems

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Who tried to login to my account from another device? If you make me go viral...actually I might get more followers.

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@chrissyteigen your commercials are so good, you should be hosting the Oscars.

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@AmexTR why is your site never up to date? Every “featured” hotel or flight I have ever tried to book is no longer available.

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@SouthwestAir your Check in crew at SeaTac was disinterested, lazy, and awful

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29 Tweets on How to Take Organizational Culture to Scale https://t.co/6X5kIvzbnE

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How to take #OrganizationalCulture to Scale in 30 Tweets.

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@GerryRitzMP My Barbies were Doctors, Aviators, and CEOs - they were more than capable. Your intent to belittle her is an insult to all women. You Suck

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"Is Your Organizational Structure Leading to Culture Success?" https://t.co/IDr9UODxRk on @LinkedIn

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@ATT @ATTCares just lost a customer - solutions center can't help someone in WA after 5pm. Let's see what @VZWSupport can do to help.

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I wish I could talk about the men I've dated the way I do about my dog. I won the lottery when I found my dog. #ilovemydog

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#marriott thank you for the free easy wifi!

[Malissa Ford @1malissaford]

Never go on a date with an Italian. Why do I keep forgetting these lessons.