joe

mac's sister's boyfriend is cross eyed

[joe @1mediocre]

got nothing to say

[Kylian Mbappé @KMbappe]

Madame Celeste Amarilla,
Vous êtes une femme méprisable et indigne de sa fonction.
Vous ne représentez pas le Paraguay, ce pays qui a transpiré la passion et l’honneur tout au long de la compétition. Par votre inconscience et votre racisme décomplexé, le monde entier a déjà oublié le parcours et l’effort historique que vos joueurs ont réalisés durant cette coupe du monde pour laisser place à une dame incompétente donnant la pire image possible de son pays.
Je ne laisserai jamais aux gens comme elle, la liberté de laisser propager leur haine et leur racisme à travers le monde.

[Al Murray 🇺🇦 @almurray]

This is magnificent

[ちぃたん☆／Chiitan @chiitan7407]

@WhiteHouse My beloved humans, I want you to be more thoughtful and full of love.
War is not a game.

[SPFL Mediawatch @SPFLWatch]

All-time one-liner here

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

Dear Liberals,

You and I are not friends.

We disagree on everything from abortion to the Second Amendment. Your belief system is abhorrent to nearly every personal and political value I hold.

That said, you did try to warn us about Trump.

You screamed and yelled from the mountaintops that he was not what he presented himself to be, and I, like many, refused to listen.

I mocked you. I laughed at you when he won. I felt entitled to his victory because I dedicated eight years of my life to his campaign.

My eyes are now open.

This is not the man I voted for.

When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.

I am sorry.

I apologize.

[Michael Walsh @thatbloodyMikey]

Don’t insult peoples intelligence. There’s nothing Deeply shocking about what was public knowledge years ago, But our Political & Media class spent a decade welding him in as UK Prime minister anyway.. & come 2029, he officially will be. Well fucking done.

[Ben Cohen @YoBenCohen]

Jerry wanted you to hear this from him.

We built Ben & Jerrys to stand for peace and love. It was needed then and it’s needed more than ever now. Which is why @MagnumGlobal must #FreeBenAndJerrys

See Jerry’s full message at https://t.co/p8Qqyw3Ei5 and be part of the campaign.

[⚒𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗸𝗲𝗻𝗿𝘂𝗻@𝘄𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗺⚒️ @chickenrunwhufc]

🤬😢

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Israel committing genocide in Gaza, world's leading experts say https://t.co/3psTRc9FEF

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

TINY HANDS IS OUT HERE COPYING ME — BUT WITHOUT THE STAMINA (SAD), AND CERTAINLY WITHOUT THE “LOOKS.” TOTAL BETA! — GCN

[Janine di Giovanni @janinedigi]

I’ve reported 18 wars over 35 years. I’ve been shot at, kidnapped, threatened, nearly raped. I’ve lost friends from Sarajevo to Syria. I thought I’d seen the worst of humanity. I was wrong. Nothing compares to Gaza — or the complicity letting it happen.
#GazaGenocide #WarCrimes

[Unrepentant Fenian bastard. @Budgie12438982]

Tell it like it is 😂

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

HOLY SHIT

[CHAMPAGNE @Godwinjonah1212]

@Skepta All you talk about is rap, don’t you have your personal life?😂
I like you so much

[KNEECAP @KNEECAPCEOL]

Kneecap is not the story.
Genocide in Gaza is.

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

79° today!!!!!

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

He has Rizzen

[Tom Zandman @TomZandman]

אם אתם קוראים את זה, דעו שזה קרה באמת.

אני לא יודע איפה ומתי אתם קוראים את זה. אני כותב מביתי ביפו, ישראל, התאריך הוא 9.4.2025, השעה 13:00. >>

[Sam @SamY4t35]

I’d be fuming if someone promised me a crocheted feathers McGraw, and all I got was some fucking chicken