Foxy Grandpa

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[Foxy Grandpa @1millionbeers]

@sabatonfan69 It’s more recent, but Tainted Grail: The fall of Avalon scratched my elder scrolls itch

[megan :3🧁 @doofiewoof]

when i was 9 or 10 years old my grandma would force me to go to church with her and every time she told me to pray i would ask god to make meta knight real

[⭐️🌙kater🌙⭐️ @starlightfruit]

you know what KH1 riku is kinda in the right, if i were a 15 year old and my two so called best friends kept bumming around and hanging out without me when we’re supposed to be building a raft together i too would open the door to darkness. fuck it ALL of us are going to hell now

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

I asked if it was offensive to eat a Pop-Tart in front of the @PopTartsBowl mascot and then its handler yelled out “ITS THEIR DREAM” and then the mascot grabbed a Pop-Tart out of my hand and started force-feeding it to me while making soft grunting noises

[Steelo G (STEEL WOOL) @CloudyNights47]

Lord help me I feel like the RZA

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

"@YoungBasedGod_g: @realDonaldTrump your dad gives good brain?? Damn" It's called genes!

[Emily Bryant @EmilyBryant4]

My grandpa used to make me smoke black n milds to keep the mosquitos away

[Shuja Haider @shujaxhaider]

At some point they made all the IPAs hazy, and no one really knows what that means

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

I still can’t believe this pic exists man

[Foxy Grandpa @1millionbeers]

Will Title fight again?

[marianna ⋆｡°⛧🏒 @DY1NGTOLOVE]

never kill yourself, your favourite band might reunite!!!!!

[YOUNG STONER LIFE @YoungStonerLife]

"No homo we smokin penises!!!!" - @youngthug

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

Harrison Butker: uhhhh if your a woman and you get a job… thats like being a gay guy (Misses multiple field goals from 40 yards)

[Hater93 @Blainer93]

Panic! At the Disco recorded A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out in their late teens

[chi @heyy_chi]

Folks on Reddit called him a good Christian role model. I asked for examples of him being a good Christian role model. I have gotten numerous replies telling me how evil and awful I am for daring to ask such a question. No one has answered my actual request.

So fascinating.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[orion @ihatemygrave_2]

charlie kirk: "bla bla something something gang violence I hate trans people and women"
some guy with a rifle at UVU:

[^_^ @Bruhsepheus]

I Asked God What If I Was A Worm? And He Told Me My Child You Would Still Find A Way To Get It Out The Mud..

[aidan😼 @cxndyperfumeb0y]

trump in the white house freezer

[shutdown @shutdownhaha]

shits been in my head for ages