The One Millionth Podcast

F**k you, come on by!

[Andi Porter @andiporter]

streaming The Last of Us Pt 1 from the top today at 2pm PST! Come watch me cry and not bc I’m bad at video games

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Andi gets to practice having tinnitus and Chris opens for Bert Kreisher.

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Chris and Andi are back - in pod form! The sibs are back in person and tell stories about the times they got the most high.

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The Porter’s Do Nashville

It’s all in the title, why are you even reading this?!

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Chris and Andi go on about old mix-tape infomercials from the 90’s and Chris just doesn’t understand kids today.

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Andi and Chris have quite the trip to Kansas City and then they talk about movie sequels and stadium names.

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Chris gets a hat box and Andi is into the sleaze bags at music festivals, and they both lament on the rules of their childhood road trips.

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Chris and Andi talk about Pimp My Ride and horrible LA audiences.

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Andi talks about energy drinks she had in high school and Chris talks about his favorite Mary Kay face wash.

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Andi underestimates the power of the sun, Chris learns how canned foods work, and there are just so many farts.

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Chris goes off on Ansel Adams and Andi did a um… stuff? And it was uhhhhhhnn… stuff… words are hard.

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Andi and Chris are joined by their Dad and they talk ad nauseam about Terrence Trent Darby and other people who haven’t been in the zeitgeist for decades.

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Andi gets confused about Trader Joe’s, Chris is all boned up over John Larroquette, and they reminisce about Holidomes.

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Chris and Andi go on so many rants about malls. Most of them are good. The rants… not the malls. Well, maybe the malls. Why are you still reading this just listen and find out.

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ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT

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ANOTHER ANNOUNCEMENT

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Chris and Andi learn German and they ruin the ending for No Time to Die, even though neither of them have seen it.

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Izuhaul

Andi is highly caffeinated and Chris still hates Hollywood.

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Chris comes up with a new instagram handle for Scott Disick and Andi can’t think of the word “endorse”.

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Chris and Andi are back with tales from the road (Chris) and the crypt (Andi)

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