A Million Mom Truths

Motherhood is the biggest sorority in the world with the worst hazing process. Share a mom truth, get a RT.

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First warm day in months = all the moms having spring fever. #finallyspring

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Babies eat your brains in utero. #momzombie

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You don't sleep train your babies. They sleep train you. #momzombie

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That 30 minutes of commiseration with other moms is worth the price of Starbucks. #sisterhoodofmoms

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Mommy is non-functional until after coffee. Lots of coffee. #momzombie

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Catching up with Oscars fashion and snark this morning. Because the Oscars do not work with 5am wake ups. #Oscars2015 #momzombie

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Winter before kids is manageable. When you have kids, winter becomes a jail sentence of an indescribable torture of annoyance and fatigue.