Imaginary Husbando

I post things about stuff

[Average Black DC Enjoyer 🇵🇸 @forpalestine300]

This. This is how you twitter

[Mar | 𒍢𒃻𒂵𒈬𒀀𒀭 @marumarukhati]

First MtTTTS (Male to Tung Tung Tung Sahur) transition on record

[C @fbgcon]

They’re calling it the most Albanian closet of all time

[Mike Diplockre @MikeDiplockre]

You'll never guess what happens at 0:22
And no, it's not AI

[Spaam @SpaamIsBack]

Pensa vivere a Vienna ai primi del '900. Andavi dal dottore perché ti faceva male qualcosa e ti dava 30 mg di cocaina. Oggi il mio mi ha sfilato 170 euro, una pacca sulla spalla e una fasciatura. La cocaina poi me la devo comprare io a parte, paese finito.

[Nerbit @Nerbit_13098]

"Colonel I'm outside the Ben & Jerry's."

"Excellent Snake. The ice cream hasn't slowed you down one bit."

[Μαρία Καραμουνακίδου 🇬🇷 @karamounakidou]

Επειδή ήθελαν οι Τούρκοι να μας πάρουν το Καστελόριζο, εμείς πουλήσαμε όλη τη χώρα στους Ισραηλινούς. Γίναμε το προτεκτοράτο των γενοκτόνων, οπότε τώρα να μας πάρουν τί οι Τούρκοι; Πουτανιά;

[(No) Signal @NopeSignal]

>Gal Gadot
>Bitcoin
>AI
>Movie

[Bovril-Gesellschaft @BovrilG]

Explaining to my BITCH WIFE that it might be easier for the purposes of debate for her to think of what the police are digging out of our crawlspace as thirty or so teenage male porcelain vases

[Imaginary Husbando @1mmersiveSimp]

@theNugget_Tv Anyone got the metal gear version?

[pwrflcat @Darkwebcomputer]

I just stumbled upon the most advanced and vicious hacking attempt I've ever seen. I almost fell for it, in fact.

A popup which asked me to delete one of my files and forward the virus to other users, extremely well done.

[#WinStewartOut @uyiosafasina]

Lmaooooo. That nigga was casting with his cock and he saddled us with the worst actor on the planet.

[skeleman 🇨🇦🌈 @Skeleman71]

Somewhat unrelated but it is really fascinating how German politicians always seem to be pro-genocide on principle. They’ve never been on the correct side of any issue.

[♡ 𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚢 ☦︎ @AntoniusOhii]

"Stop thinking about these kids as people"

[Rod @rodimusprime]

He ain’t say which dad he was

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

“I wouldn't wish it on anyone” may be the funniest possible ending to a career spent wishing essentially this exact experience on millions of other people.

[Ruslan 🔳 @FORTRESSMAXXING]

Low IQ Greek posting this like Israelis aren't buying off their islands and causing wildfires in their country, okay man 😂😂

[kordell @lledrok]

car turned that nigga in