Jessica K

I'm pretty good at being me. I suck at everything else. She/her. Ella. Elle. Ŝi.

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@Lesbian_Bhader Not gonna lie, I was searching "bill hader," found this, and thought Bill's pants were coming off for a second...

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@samimatarante I don't have any personal experience with them and can't vouch for them, but https://t.co/Z3sIgpokVt seems to have a variety of colors and styles--including black, silver, and pink.

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"Your birthday is tomorrow." Uh, yeah, Facebook, I know that.

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@rdcehrmpnchnzis @shdwbxng @get_altText The pic is a close-up of part of a greeting card display case, which has the category of the card (showing a pumpkin) printed on it as "Halloween" with "Pandemic" directly underneath.

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@Therra Haha, yes, but Simon's very innocent! I will!

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I have chicken marinating in a yogurt marinade in my fridge. I feel so grown-up. Until I remember that I licked ground ginger off my fingers earlier, and that's why my tongue is still tingly...

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Conversations with Grandma:
Me: School will start soon. Then he'll have to do his school work.
Grandma: WHO'S AN OLD FART?

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@KevinScampi Not even a little bit ashamed to admit that I have memorized which windows in town have cats that sometimes sit in them and always give a slow blink "kitty kiss" to the feline occupants.

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@le_pout Any company will be lucky to have you!

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Duolingo asked me to translate the sentence "Tu conduis mal et tu es dangereux!" and now I am convinced that green owl's been watching me and feel personally attacked.

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@scruffkit So glad to hear hoom home to Scruff!

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@Therra Gomez is beautiful. He looks so soft.

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@TheAdamChance 105 Degrees

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@Therra I'm so sorry for your loss. May he play happily on the other end of the rainbow until your spirits can be together again.

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@le_pout Congratulations! You are awesome!

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@le_pout *hugs*

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@lizsicle He's gorgeous!

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@lizsicle I'm sorry for your loss. You were so devoted to him, and I'm sure he knew it.

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@lizsicle I'm so sorry. I hope you have great last days together and lots of happy memories.