Dominic Cooper

I ain't as good as I once was. But fuck it...I just realized I said butt-fuck it

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#Cubs is Jose Ramirez wearing shorts? Or is it his long socks go over his pants? #uniformfashion #majorleaguefauxpax

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#Cubs does anyone else hear something like water running in an AC cooler? Or chicken frying in a pan? The audio is annoying

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You know what’s gross?

When you blow your nose and your mucus has the consistency of tapioca pudding…

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#Bucs what the hell are the NBC producers thinking with all the camera-zoom ins? This is giving me a headache

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@ProjSports I can recall a time that the Holiday Bowl was sponsored by SeaWorld and the Copper Bowl was sponsored by WeiserLock. Christ, I’m old.

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#Huskers colt mccoy energy

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#Huskers liking the energy from the Blackshirts #fuckeyessuck

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#HuskersVSHawkeyes Colt McCoy sounds soooooooooooo bored. Why does he have a job?

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@_LifeOfTy_ @CollegeGameDay @KaitlinOlson You can be both; ex players are low-tier celebrities.

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@powertripfan @CollegeGameDay @KaitlinOlson What’s wrong with having ex-college football players come onto your college football show? Odd concept I guess

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@FB_Helmet_Guy Tyronne Legette

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@IowaChill Those yellow Cyclones helmets look sad w/o the reward-pride stickers no one (but me) remembers. Consider pic for reference.

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@midwestern_ope I can hear it ringing in my ears; “You mean this old thing? I found it at KMart. Blue light special, don’t cha know?”

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@Matt_Pinner I’m not here to be liked

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@Runza Why are there no locations in Phoenix? Lots of Nebraskian transplants such as myself would love to drive-through if they could.

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@Super70sSports Rozier

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@SilipigniMario Packaged with embryonic fluid! That’s a bargain.

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@sflbully813 @Super70sSports I think of him more from his days with the Falcons.

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@Super70sSports Let me grab my personal-Pam pizza coupon from the Book It program.