The 6 year olds disliking broccoli were onto something.. I mean, miniature trees? You mean, freaks of nature. Maybe they were jealous of real trees so the broccoli has been poisoning us slowly through digested chemical warfare, aka poisoning. The red strings are CONNECTING.
@orcartz@brainrotpostig I use to have a routine of annually watching every John mulaney comedy special while in full blast aircon, eating a whole tub of icecream in a singlet and short shorts, but now it feels wrong to do ..